1 00:00:43,693 --> 00:00:46,973 Why don't you, like, ever realize the truth, Vince? 2 00:00:47,011 --> 00:00:50,099 I ate nine pies and a meatball hero in one hour. That's a record. 3 00:00:50,176 --> 00:00:52,055 It wasn't nine pies. It was eight. 4 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:55,220 You left two slices of mushroom on the last tray. 5 00:00:55,258 --> 00:00:59,535 - Violet? - You guys, it was six pies. No hero. 6 00:00:59,612 --> 00:01:03,131 I had to call the paramedics to pump your stomach, and it was three and a half years ago. 7 00:01:03,179 --> 00:01:05,097 When are you guys gonna talk about something else? 8 00:01:05,212 --> 00:01:08,051 When someone comes through that door and breaks the record, 9 00:01:08,099 --> 00:01:10,650 then we'll stop talkin' about the subject. 10 00:01:10,774 --> 00:01:12,817 Enjoy your pie, guys. 11 00:01:12,932 --> 00:01:15,972 - It's the last one I'll ever serve. - Aren't you forgetting something? 12 00:01:16,058 --> 00:01:18,417 Quit it, Pete. I'm not doin' that. 13 00:01:20,892 --> 00:01:23,730 It's a tradition. Sign the card. 14 00:01:31,728 --> 00:01:35,132 I got it, folks. I got the first autograph. 15 00:01:35,209 --> 00:01:38,297 - Hey, Violet. All right! - Violet's on her way to the wall. 16 00:01:41,327 --> 00:01:43,610 That's 20 years of girls leaving town. 17 00:01:45,691 --> 00:01:49,172 That wall is jinxed. I won't sit near that wall. 18 00:01:49,248 --> 00:01:52,135 Let's hope you have better luck than they did. 19 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:56,210 Ladies and gentlemen. 20 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:59,567 As you all know, my best friend, Violet Sanford, 21 00:01:59,615 --> 00:02:01,974 has decided.. 22 00:02:02,051 --> 00:02:05,887 has decided to leave South Amboy tomorrow... 23 00:02:05,934 --> 00:02:09,694 and travel the 42 miles to New York City. 24 00:02:09,809 --> 00:02:12,647 So.. Okay, come on. Bring her up here, girls. 25 00:02:12,686 --> 00:02:16,694 Come on, Violet. 26 00:02:16,733 --> 00:02:20,568 Come on, Vi. Come on, everyone. 27 00:02:20,645 --> 00:02:23,254 Hey, Violet, come on. Come up here. 28 00:02:23,292 --> 00:02:26,648 - Come on, honey. - You guys! 29 00:02:26,687 --> 00:02:31,568 Now, I think it's only fair that tonight, on her last night with us in Jersey, 30 00:02:31,645 --> 00:02:35,567 she grace us with a little tune. 31 00:02:35,643 --> 00:02:37,811 No way! 32 00:02:37,887 --> 00:02:41,004 At first I was afraid I was petrified 33 00:02:41,090 --> 00:02:45,367 Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side 34 00:02:45,444 --> 00:02:49,606 Then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong 35 00:02:49,683 --> 00:02:53,202 And I grew strong and I knew how to get along 36 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:55,370 No, not I 37 00:02:55,446 --> 00:02:57,566 I will survive 38 00:02:57,642 --> 00:03:01,483 Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll be alive 39 00:03:01,517 --> 00:03:05,324 I got all my life to live I got all my love to give 40 00:03:05,362 --> 00:03:08,881 I'll survive I will survive 41 00:03:13,686 --> 00:03:15,489 Look at this! 42 00:03:15,604 --> 00:03:18,922 Four people killed last night in New York. 43 00:03:18,970 --> 00:03:20,849 No reason at all. 44 00:03:20,888 --> 00:03:23,400 Police have no leads. 45 00:03:23,448 --> 00:03:25,807 - Tragic. - Dad, what're you doin�? 46 00:03:25,884 --> 00:03:28,368 I guess four out of seven million ain't so bad. 47 00:03:28,483 --> 00:03:30,967 Headlines should read, "Millions Survive Night in New York." 48 00:03:32,127 --> 00:03:33,968 Dad, stop. I get the point. Here. Eat your eggs. 49 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:37,641 They're not eggs. They're egg whites. And I'd rather eat the carton. 50 00:03:37,679 --> 00:03:41,880 You've already lost six pounds. You're staying on this diet. No fast food. No sausage. 51 00:03:41,928 --> 00:03:45,207 Oh, and I bought you some of those Lean Cuisine meals, and I put 'em in the freezer. 52 00:03:45,246 --> 00:03:48,727 - My mouth is watering already. - And I lined your vitamins up on the counter. 53 00:03:48,803 --> 00:03:52,726 - I don't take vitamins. - You do now. Just take them. 54 00:03:52,802 --> 00:03:56,207 Oh, and I put fresh batteries in the TV remote and set the V.C.R. Timer so.. 55 00:03:56,322 --> 00:03:58,518 Excuse me. Excuse me. Am I missing something here? 56 00:03:58,566 --> 00:04:02,239 I'm the parent. You're the child running away to live by herself. 57 00:04:02,287 --> 00:04:04,118 I should be tellin' you how to live. 58 00:04:04,205 --> 00:04:06,286 Fine. How should I live? 59 00:04:06,401 --> 00:04:09,364 Simple. Don't go. 60 00:04:09,479 --> 00:04:13,718 I got that Irish Spring you like. Oh. And Dad, whatever you do.. 61 00:04:13,765 --> 00:04:16,757 - Don't do the laundry. - Don't do the laundry. 62 00:04:16,805 --> 00:04:19,356 Just leave it by the dryer and I'll do it when I come home every Sunday. 63 00:04:19,404 --> 00:04:21,284 Ah, this is interesting. 64 00:04:21,399 --> 00:04:25,244 They say the handrails on the subway system could one day lead to an outbreak of plague. 65 00:04:25,359 --> 00:04:29,445 Dad. Look. 66 00:04:29,483 --> 00:04:31,996 You said I could be whatever I wanna be. 67 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,757 I never said songwriter in New York City. That's the exception. 68 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:38,795 You said anything, and I believed you, so.. 69 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:41,480 I'm not leavin' this house without your support. 70 00:04:41,557 --> 00:04:44,683 That's Gloria. What's it gonna be? 71 00:04:49,439 --> 00:04:54,196 Violet, I saw how hard it was for your mother when she didn't make it. 72 00:04:54,234 --> 00:04:56,718 But if she was here, she'd tell me to shut up, 73 00:04:56,795 --> 00:05:00,314 wish you luck and give you a big hug. 74 00:05:00,362 --> 00:05:04,236 I'm not gonna give you a big hug, and I'm not gonna wish you luck, but... 75 00:05:04,313 --> 00:05:07,401 I am gonna shut up, sit here with my coffee and pretend to be mad. 76 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,837 Is that okay? 77 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:19,196 This is the last of it. 78 00:05:19,273 --> 00:05:21,795 - Honey, are you okay with that? - Yeah, I got it. 79 00:05:21,872 --> 00:05:24,432 I got it. Wait. 80 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:27,280 All right. That's everything. 81 00:05:27,319 --> 00:05:30,838 - Let's hit it. - Good luck. 82 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:34,799 There, I said it. 83 00:05:43,439 --> 00:05:47,150 - Love you. - Put some pepper spray in your purse. Even if you're not sure. 84 00:05:47,198 --> 00:05:50,238 Just start spraying. 85 00:05:52,309 --> 00:05:55,033 You know, you're not alone, Mr. Sanford. 86 00:05:55,110 --> 00:05:57,239 Hey, you know, me and you should have dinner sometime. 87 00:05:58,389 --> 00:06:00,710 I'm lockin' the doors. 88 00:06:00,758 --> 00:06:04,910 At first I was afraid I was petrified 89 00:06:04,949 --> 00:06:09,149 Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side 90 00:06:09,197 --> 00:06:11,518 Oh, no, not I 91 00:06:11,556 --> 00:06:13,349 I will survive 92 00:06:13,397 --> 00:06:17,789 As long as I have love to give I know I'll be alive 93 00:06:17,828 --> 00:06:21,875 I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give/ 94 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:24,397 I will survive 95 00:06:24,512 --> 00:06:26,468 I will survive 96 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:28,348 All right. This is it. 97 00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:39,309 What do you think? 98 00:06:39,347 --> 00:06:41,955 I had a feeling you were gonna need this. 99 00:06:41,994 --> 00:06:45,868 - What are you doing? - What? It's just some emergency cash I saved up. 100 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:49,867 Honey, from the looks of this place, I'd say this is our emergency. 101 00:06:49,915 --> 00:06:52,830 Well, I'm not takin' it. 102 00:06:56,225 --> 00:06:58,546 Fine, then. 103 00:06:58,594 --> 00:07:01,029 I'm freezing your assets. 104 00:07:01,106 --> 00:07:03,628 So, thanks for everything. 105 00:07:03,705 --> 00:07:07,148 I'll call ya. 106 00:07:07,224 --> 00:07:10,312 What is this? 107 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:14,906 It's just that all our lives, you know, we always had one thing in common, you and me. 108 00:07:14,944 --> 00:07:17,984 What are you talking about? 109 00:07:18,032 --> 00:07:20,986 It's like, you know we said we wouldn't lose our virginity... 110 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:22,904 until we got married, and that didn't happen. 111 00:07:22,952 --> 00:07:26,787 And then we said we'd go to college or junior college... 112 00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:28,667 or dental hygienist school, you know. 113 00:07:28,744 --> 00:07:31,266 And that didn't happen. 114 00:07:33,232 --> 00:07:36,022 We've never followed through on a single thing, you know. 115 00:07:36,147 --> 00:07:38,871 And I think that's what makes us so special. 116 00:07:38,986 --> 00:07:42,227 And this is why you're crying? 117 00:07:42,304 --> 00:07:44,624 Well... 118 00:07:44,663 --> 00:07:47,751 a long time ago you told me that you were gonna move to New York. 119 00:07:47,789 --> 00:07:52,708 But everyone thought you'd just stay in Jersey and get married like me and Danny are gonna. 120 00:07:52,785 --> 00:07:55,144 You know. And- And look at you. 121 00:07:56,142 --> 00:08:00,783 No matter what, you really did it right, 122 00:08:00,821 --> 00:08:02,701 and I'm so proud of you. 123 00:08:26,503 --> 00:08:29,226 Enough! You hear me? 124 00:08:29,341 --> 00:08:32,621 You be quiet! Enough in there! 125 00:08:32,659 --> 00:08:39,660 I don't like to be alone in the night 126 00:08:39,698 --> 00:08:45,701 And I don't like to hear I'm wrong when I'm right 127 00:08:45,740 --> 00:08:48,818 And I don't like to 128 00:08:48,866 --> 00:08:52,385 Have the rain on my shoe 129 00:09:00,901 --> 00:09:04,699 Hi. I'm Violet Sanford. I just recently moved to New York, 130 00:09:04,737 --> 00:09:07,585 and I was wondering if you would give my tape to one of your artists. 131 00:09:07,623 --> 00:09:10,136 Violet, that is so cute. 132 00:09:10,184 --> 00:09:14,020 Now, let me tell you about me. My name is Wendy, and I first moved to New York... 133 00:09:14,058 --> 00:09:16,897 when I was 21 to be a dancer, but I broke my big toe. 134 00:09:16,945 --> 00:09:20,023 And then I got knocked up by this actor who dumped me to join the Peace Corps. 135 00:09:20,138 --> 00:09:23,782 So for the last 16 years I been raisin' my daughter all by myself. 136 00:09:23,859 --> 00:09:27,934 And then two weeks ago she tells me that she is a bisexual... 137 00:09:27,982 --> 00:09:32,374 and that she hates me more than any person on this planet. 138 00:09:32,422 --> 00:09:37,495 Now, tell me how I can help you, please, 139 00:09:37,534 --> 00:09:41,935 because I am dying to make your dreams come true. 140 00:09:43,614 --> 00:09:46,021 You don't take the tape unless it comes from an agent, 141 00:09:46,136 --> 00:09:48,341 but I can't get an agent until I get published? 142 00:09:48,456 --> 00:09:50,902 If we were to listen to that tape, that would give you grounds... 143 00:09:51,017 --> 00:09:53,453 for a copyright or plagiarism lawsuit. 144 00:09:53,501 --> 00:09:57,135 It's just a little tape. All I want is someone to sing my songs. 145 00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:59,293 Welcome to the music business. 146 00:10:05,574 --> 00:10:07,415 - Good evening. I.D., please. - Hi. Uh, sure. 147 00:10:07,492 --> 00:10:10,772 Maybe 148 00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:16,219 Find a way to make it back someday 149 00:10:16,334 --> 00:10:18,539 - What can I get you? - Let me ask you something. 150 00:10:18,654 --> 00:10:22,174 I'm a songwriter. Is there someone here I could talk to about my songs? 151 00:10:22,212 --> 00:10:24,658 I've been a struggling sax player for 12 years. 152 00:10:24,773 --> 00:10:28,014 - What can I get you from the bar? - Pepsi and some crackers. 153 00:10:30,853 --> 00:10:34,334 - Hey. How are you doing? 154 00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:37,134 Then I hope there's someone out there 155 00:10:37,211 --> 00:10:40,730 Excuse me. Who's that guy? 156 00:10:42,370 --> 00:10:44,211 That would be Mr. O'Donnell. 157 00:10:46,052 --> 00:10:48,929 Mr. O'Donnell. He's the manager or something? 158 00:10:50,694 --> 00:10:55,776 Yeah. He's the music manager. He's in charge of finding bands and... 159 00:10:55,891 --> 00:10:58,490 booking new talent. 160 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:04,695 Run away with my heart 161 00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:07,936 Run away with my hope 162 00:11:07,974 --> 00:11:09,816 Hey, where the hell were you, O'Donnell? 163 00:11:09,931 --> 00:11:12,491 I got 15 orders stacked up here and nobody to run the grill. 164 00:11:12,568 --> 00:11:14,534 Fifteen orders, Walt. Is that all? 165 00:11:14,649 --> 00:11:17,727 Gimme ten minutes, I'll catch us up. Go on. Lie down. 166 00:11:17,852 --> 00:11:20,690 Relax. You look tired. 167 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,126 We can talk about my raise later. 168 00:11:23,174 --> 00:11:26,607 You think this is Australia? There's no raise. I'm about to fire you. 169 00:11:32,246 --> 00:11:36,015 Um, excuse me. Mr. O'Donnell? 170 00:11:36,053 --> 00:11:37,894 - Yes. - Mr. O'Donnell. My name is Violet Sanford. 171 00:11:38,009 --> 00:11:40,206 I'm a songwriter. I just wanted to give this to you. 172 00:11:40,253 --> 00:11:43,850 I know it's not the most professional way to submit a tape. 173 00:11:43,926 --> 00:11:47,685 - But this is all pretty new to me. - It's pretty new to me too. 174 00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:52,212 I just figured as the manager of a club like this, you must know every band on the East Coast. 175 00:11:52,327 --> 00:11:57,208 The manager of this club. 176 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:05,244 - You guys go ahead. I'll catch up. - Sure thing. 177 00:12:05,331 --> 00:12:08,092 Mr. O'Donnell. 178 00:12:10,883 --> 00:12:13,846 I don't usually do this, Violet. 179 00:12:13,923 --> 00:12:16,570 Um, but I have a feeling about you. 180 00:12:16,646 --> 00:12:22,122 - So I'm gonna take your tape, and I'm gonna see what I can do. - Thank you. 181 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,929 I can't believe how easy this was. 182 00:12:26,044 --> 00:12:28,682 Neither can I. 183 00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:32,124 Uh, you wanna go for some coffee or something? 184 00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:34,368 O'Donnell, who do I look like? Your god damn maid? 185 00:12:35,605 --> 00:12:37,408 That's Mr. O'Donnell, 186 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:39,441 but I'll let it slide this time. 187 00:12:39,566 --> 00:12:42,165 I told you to take your stuff home and wash it. 188 00:12:42,203 --> 00:12:43,881 You got cow grease caked on the front. 189 00:12:43,968 --> 00:12:49,482 Walt, I've warned you about your attitude.. You're fired. 190 00:12:49,530 --> 00:12:51,208 Oh, you better not push me, kid. 191 00:12:51,323 --> 00:12:56,003 I can find a hundred other little punks like you, can burn a turkey burger. 192 00:12:57,681 --> 00:13:00,165 Minimum wage punk. 193 00:13:04,327 --> 00:13:07,088 Maybe we should start over. Uh... 194 00:13:07,127 --> 00:13:09,246 I'm Kevin O'Donnell, 195 00:13:09,361 --> 00:13:12,766 and I work the grill here at the Fiji Mermaid Club. 196 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:17,282 I just made a complete fool of myself. 197 00:13:18,366 --> 00:13:20,207 I was gonna tell you. 198 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,647 I'm almost sure I would have told you. 199 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,684 I just want you to know I'm not following you home. 200 00:13:28,761 --> 00:13:32,118 I'm just walking myself26 blocks in the wrong direction. 201 00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:35,637 - I asked you to leave me alone. - Did I mention how sorry I am? 202 00:13:35,762 --> 00:13:38,006 I mean, not that it's all my fault. You did throw yourself at me. 203 00:13:38,044 --> 00:13:39,924 I didn't throw myself at you. 204 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,638 I was pretending to be sweet and innocent so you'd give me a break. 205 00:13:42,685 --> 00:13:44,997 - Can I ask you a question? - What? 206 00:13:45,045 --> 00:13:48,084 Is there a reason we just walked in a circle? Are you lost? 207 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,405 I'm not lost. Somebody just moved my street. 208 00:13:51,844 --> 00:13:54,164 You.. You wanna play a game? 209 00:13:54,203 --> 00:13:56,044 I bet I can guess where you're from. 210 00:13:56,159 --> 00:13:59,036 I'm about to get out my pepper spray. 211 00:13:59,122 --> 00:14:00,963 I reckon you're from a big city. 212 00:14:01,079 --> 00:14:03,716 And there's no sign from here of a belly button ring... 213 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,123 or a tongue piercing. 214 00:14:06,199 --> 00:14:09,518 I gotta go with Chicago. 215 00:14:09,556 --> 00:14:12,797 I've never had anyone stare at my ass for half an hour, so I'm gonna say good night. 216 00:14:12,884 --> 00:14:14,878 And I'm hoping you're gonna say it back. 217 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:19,443 Okay. I can take a hint. 218 00:14:19,481 --> 00:14:21,994 I really do know a lot of people in the music business. 219 00:14:22,042 --> 00:14:24,401 You just don't give up, do ya? 220 00:14:24,477 --> 00:14:28,035 - Well, it was the sweet and innocent thing. It did me in. - Good night, Kevin. 221 00:14:28,074 --> 00:14:32,120 Just for the record, I was only staring at your ass for the first 15 minutes. 222 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,194 - William Morris. - I don't mean to interrupt. 223 00:14:44,232 --> 00:14:45,920 - I just want to leave this- - I'll transfer. 224 00:14:46,035 --> 00:14:48,481 - William Morris. Please hold. - It's a demo. I'm a songwriter. 225 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,520 William Morris. I'll be right with you. 226 00:14:53,832 --> 00:14:56,872 I just want to leave this for Whitney and Mariah. 227 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,432 - I'm sure they're personal friends of yours. - Look. 228 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:03,114 I'm sure it sounds great in your shower, but karaoke ended a half hour ago. 229 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,311 So if you'd like to get your songs heard, you're gonna have to take them... 230 00:15:05,358 --> 00:15:08,034 to an open midnight just like everyone else. 231 00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:12,599 William Morris. 232 00:15:12,714 --> 00:15:16,598 I'll transfer. You're not getting validated. 233 00:15:32,392 --> 00:15:35,911 Caught in a mirror 234 00:15:35,998 --> 00:15:39,949 Looking through sympathetic eyes 235 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:43,276 Can I help you? 236 00:15:43,391 --> 00:15:46,997 Yeah, hi. Uh, I'm sure all your spaces are filled for tonight. 237 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:50,756 I just wanted to come down and check out what this whole open mic thing was about. 238 00:15:50,795 --> 00:15:54,707 I can squeeze you in ten minutes. A couple of my regulars, they called in sick. 239 00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:56,951 So, uh, I've got some spaces to fill. 240 00:15:57,028 --> 00:15:59,512 I need you to sign your name in here and get yourself ready. 241 00:16:01,756 --> 00:16:03,674 Bathroom's around the corner if you want to throw up. 242 00:16:06,349 --> 00:16:09,830 Next up we have a young lady named Violet Sanford. 243 00:16:09,907 --> 00:16:15,028 So let's put our hands together for New Jersey's own Violet Sanford! Come on up, Violet. 244 00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,186 Good! There we go. Yeah. Whoo! 245 00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:22,632 - Yea, Violet! 246 00:16:26,468 --> 00:16:30,314 - I'm a little nervous. - So are we, honey. 247 00:16:31,714 --> 00:16:33,709 Don't tease me, honey! Sing! 248 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:36,269 Come on, give her a break. 249 00:16:37,544 --> 00:16:39,913 I'm sorry. 250 00:16:56,264 --> 00:16:58,143 Hello? 251 00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:34,661 You gotta cheer up. You look like somebody ran over your dog. 252 00:17:34,747 --> 00:17:39,341 Hey, um, how much is a slice of pie? 253 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:46,543 we happen to have the best French apple in town. 254 00:17:46,619 --> 00:17:49,180 And, uh, it's on the house. 255 00:17:49,228 --> 00:17:52,306 - Shut up. - You just have to pay attention. 256 00:17:52,421 --> 00:17:54,262 - Okay? - Twenty. 257 00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:56,708 - Twenty says it's Pretty Woman. - I will raise you ten, 258 00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:58,539 because it is Home Alone. 259 00:17:58,587 --> 00:18:00,822 You guys have to read the signs. 260 00:18:00,898 --> 00:18:03,545 I call with Saving Private Ryan. 261 00:18:03,622 --> 00:18:08,618 - What? - Let's fip this over, and Miss Jennifer from Austin... 262 00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:11,342 says her favorite movie is.. 263 00:18:11,418 --> 00:18:14,986 No way. There's no way! You already saw this one. 264 00:18:15,101 --> 00:18:16,865 Oh, you are such a cheater. 265 00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:21,066 Hello. A naked girl in army boots? Easy play to call. 266 00:18:21,181 --> 00:18:23,904 - Thank you. - Those boots are kinda cute. 267 00:18:23,981 --> 00:18:26,906 - I have to get me some of those. 268 00:18:26,944 --> 00:18:32,544 Wait, wait, wait. Oh, Romero. You gotta turn that up, baby. That is the jam. 269 00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:36,141 Turn it up! There you go, there you go. 270 00:18:36,217 --> 00:18:39,698 - Girl, what are you doing? - Remember this? Remember this? 271 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:43,103 Belly dancing. 272 00:18:50,938 --> 00:18:54,975 - Do you know those girls? - Oh, yeah. They're here every morning around this time. 273 00:18:55,099 --> 00:18:57,497 - Winding down. - Wait, wait. 274 00:18:57,535 --> 00:19:00,499 - They have to, in their line of work. - Are they hookers? 275 00:19:00,575 --> 00:19:02,416 No. 276 00:19:06,818 --> 00:19:09,618 Coyotes. 277 00:19:11,335 --> 00:19:13,502 All right. 278 00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:18,057 You guys? You guys wanna see what Al gave me for my birthday? 279 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,701 - This. - You let him brand you? 280 00:19:21,816 --> 00:19:24,176 - Isn't it cute? - She let the man brand her. 281 00:19:24,262 --> 00:19:27,973 Hey, check it out, ladies. We each made 300bucks tonight. 282 00:19:28,021 --> 00:19:31,656 You sure you wanna be goin' off to law school? 283 00:19:31,732 --> 00:19:34,820 Hmm? 284 00:19:34,935 --> 00:19:37,333 Let's make a toast. 285 00:19:37,381 --> 00:19:40,900 To Zoe's last week as a Coyote. 286 00:19:41,015 --> 00:19:44,899 She's gonna be impossible to replace. 287 00:19:45,014 --> 00:19:49,579 I just wanna tell you both that I will never, ever forget you. 288 00:20:05,018 --> 00:20:08,336 Who's up there? 289 00:20:08,451 --> 00:20:13,169 - I'm lookin' for the owner. - Hey, come on down. Bring a case with you. 290 00:20:16,574 --> 00:20:18,971 What are you doin' here? 291 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:22,491 - Uh, I'm gonna drop this case. Where do you want me to put it? - That depends. What do ya want? 292 00:20:22,529 --> 00:20:25,770 Well, I heard you might need a new, uh.. 293 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,369 that, uh, there might be a job opening. 294 00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:31,889 Put it right there. Let me take a look at ya. 295 00:20:33,212 --> 00:20:35,811 Let me guess. 296 00:20:35,887 --> 00:20:38,016 Piedmont, North Dakota. 297 00:20:38,055 --> 00:20:40,529 South Amboy, New Jersey. 298 00:20:40,567 --> 00:20:42,936 Same thing. You do any drugs? 299 00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:49,447 Just coffee. That's all I can afford right now. 300 00:20:49,495 --> 00:20:52,890 - Let me see your arms. - Are you kidding? 301 00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:54,530 Do I look like I'm kidding? 302 00:20:56,534 --> 00:20:59,008 Ooh, where'd you get that scar on your wrist? 303 00:20:59,047 --> 00:21:01,454 Pizza oven. It's a permanent burn from pulling slices for four years. 304 00:21:01,569 --> 00:21:04,129 That could be the saddest thing I've ever heard. 305 00:21:05,654 --> 00:21:07,965 Um, what's next? You want a urine sample? 306 00:21:08,013 --> 00:21:09,605 I prefer blood. 307 00:21:09,653 --> 00:21:13,326 Look, are you really the owner? 'Cause I've had a rough couple of days, 308 00:21:13,374 --> 00:21:18,888 and so the last thing I need is some waitress on a power trip wastin' my time. 309 00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:33,129 You start Friday night. Be there at 11:00. That's when we get busy. 310 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:39,285 - You're givin' me a job? - I'm givin' you an audition. 311 00:21:39,324 --> 00:21:41,126 Don't be late, Jersey girl. 312 00:21:41,203 --> 00:21:45,365 I don't mean to press my luck, but would you mind telling me why you're hiring me? 313 00:21:46,727 --> 00:21:49,364 Because the average male... 314 00:21:49,402 --> 00:21:51,886 is walking around with a toddler inside of his pants. 315 00:21:51,963 --> 00:21:54,245 A two year old, right there inside his Dockers. 316 00:21:54,322 --> 00:21:59,241 Men have two-year-old children in their pants? That's why you're hiring me? 317 00:21:59,289 --> 00:22:02,205 You look like a kindergarten teacher. The kids'll love it. 318 00:22:03,681 --> 00:22:05,523 Sorry I asked. 319 00:22:10,682 --> 00:22:12,528 I.D., please. 320 00:22:12,561 --> 00:22:15,084 Oh. I'm supposed to start work here tonight. 321 00:22:15,122 --> 00:22:17,289 Go ahead. Hey, you picked a good night to start. 322 00:22:17,328 --> 00:22:19,725 It's a little slow right now, but it should pick up. 323 00:22:39,911 --> 00:22:43,028 Is this a church meeting or is this a bar? Make some noise! 324 00:23:17,504 --> 00:23:18,367 - I'm sorry. Sorry! 325 00:23:19,057 --> 00:23:22,614 - I don't think so. - Just in time. 326 00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:25,415 - Where you goin'? - I was looking for you. 327 00:23:25,453 --> 00:23:27,860 Good. Let's go. 328 00:23:44,038 --> 00:23:47,778 - Really love your top. - Thanks. I got it, um, on sale.. 329 00:23:55,785 --> 00:23:58,902 Okay. Hair. 330 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:03,179 Let's see your moves. 331 00:24:03,217 --> 00:24:05,097 That's Rachel. You can learn a lot from her. 332 00:24:05,145 --> 00:24:08,098 She just cut some guy's ponytail off. 333 00:24:08,137 --> 00:24:10,697 Yeah. The court ordered her to take anger management classes... 334 00:24:10,745 --> 00:24:12,778 after she pummelled a customer for grabbin' her ass. 335 00:24:13,776 --> 00:24:16,969 - He pressed charges. I gave her a raise. Cheers. 336 00:24:27,297 --> 00:24:30,414 - There is only two rules, okay? What do you want? - Two beers. 337 00:24:30,462 --> 00:24:32,293 - Don't date the customers. - Okay. 338 00:24:32,380 --> 00:24:36,532 Second, don't ever bring your boyfriends into my bar. 339 00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:40,493 As of this moment you are to appear available, but never be available. 340 00:24:40,541 --> 00:24:43,859 Break my rules, I fire you on the spot. 341 00:24:43,935 --> 00:24:46,812 - I understand. - Jesus. 342 00:24:48,452 --> 00:24:51,060 Hey! Hey, everybody! 343 00:24:51,099 --> 00:24:52,940 Shut up! 344 00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:56,651 I'd like you to meet my new girl... 345 00:24:56,699 --> 00:25:00,612 - whose name is.. - Violet. 346 00:25:01,331 --> 00:25:03,690 Jersey. 347 00:25:03,738 --> 00:25:07,938 Jersey is an ex-kindergarten teacher.. 348 00:25:08,053 --> 00:25:11,650 and a former nun who just escaped from the convent... 349 00:25:11,774 --> 00:25:14,450 and is tired of being the only virgin in New York City. 350 00:25:17,298 --> 00:25:20,453 Would anyone like to buy her a drink? Whoa! 351 00:25:27,732 --> 00:25:30,608 - Come on, move! I'm workin' here. - Sorry. 352 00:25:30,656 --> 00:25:34,972 - Four margaritas with salt. - All right. 353 00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:37,417 Got tequila. No mix, no salt, no blender. 354 00:25:37,532 --> 00:25:40,975 - Okay, how about a black Russian? - Got vodka, no Kahlua. 355 00:25:41,090 --> 00:25:43,411 - White wine. - Never carry the stuff. 356 00:25:43,449 --> 00:25:47,448 - So basically you have.. - Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black and Jose. 357 00:25:47,496 --> 00:25:52,847 All my favourite men. You can have it anyway you like, as long as it's in a shot glass. 358 00:25:52,895 --> 00:25:55,129 Okay, I'll take a beer. 359 00:25:55,216 --> 00:25:59,895 - Four dollars. - I'm Cammie, the Russian tease. 360 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:02,207 Violet, the Jersey nun. 361 00:26:02,255 --> 00:26:04,489 That one's Rachel, the New York bitch. 362 00:26:04,575 --> 00:26:08,526 We all play our little parts, only Rachel really is a bitch. 363 00:26:08,613 --> 00:26:10,694 And I really am a tease. 364 00:26:10,809 --> 00:26:12,966 Cammie, you can only be a tease if you stop sleepin' around, babe. 365 00:26:13,053 --> 00:26:15,373 Yeah. I keep forgetting that part. 366 00:27:02,852 --> 00:27:06,381 I'll have a shot of tequila, and don't forget one for your pretty little self. 367 00:27:06,496 --> 00:27:11,540 Oh, thanks, but ever since I got really drunk on tequila, I never drink the stuff anymore. 368 00:27:11,655 --> 00:27:14,695 Hey, Lil! Your new girl's refusing your good booze. 369 00:27:14,772 --> 00:27:17,659 No! I was.. I was suggesting this gentleman buy me a double. 370 00:27:17,735 --> 00:27:20,459 That's more like it. 371 00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:26,174 I need eight shots. 372 00:27:26,213 --> 00:27:30,298 Four Canadian, four South of the Border, six-pack MGD and a double-blended back. 373 00:27:30,413 --> 00:27:33,050 - You want eight shots of what? - I got it. 374 00:27:35,179 --> 00:27:36,972 Forty-six even, honey. 375 00:27:37,011 --> 00:27:38,813 Hey, Lil! Yo! 376 00:27:38,852 --> 00:27:41,777 Your Jersey girl can't quite keep up. 377 00:27:41,892 --> 00:27:44,289 Hey, gimme a Scotch and water. 378 00:27:44,414 --> 00:27:48,490 - Okay, you got it. - Lil, do we serve water with our whiskey? 379 00:27:48,576 --> 00:27:51,050 Only water I serve's got barley and hops in it! 380 00:27:51,098 --> 00:27:55,011 Hey, everybody! Do we serve water in this bar? 381 00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:59,575 Hell, no. H�0! Hell, no. H�0! 382 00:28:04,888 --> 00:28:07,774 Hell no, H�0! 383 00:28:14,094 --> 00:28:16,856 Sink or swim time, Jersey. Get up there! 384 00:28:20,567 --> 00:28:22,648 I can't do that dance. 385 00:28:27,127 --> 00:28:29,207 Okay. 386 00:28:36,093 --> 00:28:40,734 - Here's some cash. You did okay for a nun. - You're firing me? 387 00:28:40,773 --> 00:28:43,170 I told you this was an audition. 388 00:28:43,247 --> 00:28:45,692 Thanks for comin' in. Now, get outta here. 389 00:28:58,293 --> 00:29:00,211 Please! 390 00:29:02,052 --> 00:29:04,124 Guys, guys, back off, back off! 391 00:29:04,172 --> 00:29:06,253 Look, the way I see it, you got two choices. 392 00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:09,810 You can start a fight here, throw some punches, get a bloody nose, make fools of yourselves, 393 00:29:09,887 --> 00:29:13,723 or you can take this ten bucks I got right here... 394 00:29:13,771 --> 00:29:16,245 and buy these two pretty ladies a round at the bar. 395 00:29:16,283 --> 00:29:18,892 - Come on. What do you say? - Let's go to the bar! 396 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:22,172 Party! 397 00:29:22,210 --> 00:29:25,365 Hold it, Jersey. I'm just dyin' to know where that came from. 398 00:29:25,451 --> 00:29:30,169 Try serving a beer and pizza on Monday nights when the Giants play the Cowboys in November. 399 00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:32,164 I'm giving you a second audition. 400 00:29:32,202 --> 00:29:36,566 There's a store at the corner of Sixth and Hill. Be there at noon tomorrow. 401 00:29:36,642 --> 00:29:39,606 I'm sending my fashion coordinator there to take you shopping. 402 00:29:39,682 --> 00:29:41,802 Now go home before I change my mind. 403 00:29:41,850 --> 00:29:45,964 Hey, and Jersey. I'd be shocked if you survive another night. 404 00:29:47,805 --> 00:29:50,241 Here we go! 405 00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:54,048 And left, and right, clog, clog, clog. 406 00:30:08,442 --> 00:30:09,487 Oh, yeah! 407 00:30:10,543 --> 00:30:13,612 - Hey, honey, how are you? - Hi, I miss you. 408 00:30:14,253 --> 00:30:16,564 - I miss you, too. - What are you eating? 409 00:30:17,092 --> 00:30:23,527 - One of those Lean Cuisine meals. Rice and vegetables. Delicious. 410 00:30:22,836 --> 00:30:24,543 Oh! See, they're good. Right? 411 00:30:29,146 --> 00:30:32,311 So, uh, tell me more about this bar. 412 00:30:32,771 --> 00:30:35,849 - What kind of place is it? - I don't know. It's just a bar, Dad. 413 00:30:36,138 --> 00:30:36,809 Uh.. hold on. 414 00:30:48,949 --> 00:30:51,337 So, well, what's going on with your songwriting? 415 00:30:52,181 --> 00:30:54,808 Songwriting. Oh! He still has my tape. 416 00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:05,616 I want my tape. 417 00:31:05,693 --> 00:31:09,452 I had a feeling you'd be back to see me. 418 00:31:09,529 --> 00:31:12,175 - No dates in the kitchen, O'Donnell. - I'm not staying. 419 00:31:12,252 --> 00:31:14,649 I just want my tape. 420 00:31:14,697 --> 00:31:17,095 Please. 421 00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:21,928 - Thanks. Bye. - Did you really write all those songs? 422 00:31:24,095 --> 00:31:26,608 You listened to my tape? 423 00:31:26,694 --> 00:31:31,096 No, of course not. I mean, that would be invasion of privacy. 424 00:31:31,134 --> 00:31:33,532 Baby, you're the right kind of love 425 00:31:33,608 --> 00:31:37,415 Go ahead, laugh it up. 'Cause there's nothing you can say that's gonna bother me. 426 00:31:37,530 --> 00:31:39,727 I'm just trying to tell you I like your music. 427 00:31:39,774 --> 00:31:42,613 I mean, do you always take compliments so well? 428 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:47,254 - I gotta go. - Wait! Uh.. 429 00:31:47,293 --> 00:31:50,055 I wanna see you again. Where are you workin'? 430 00:31:51,733 --> 00:31:54,207 - I'm a Coyote. - Good. 431 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:58,532 - And what the hell is that? - If you want to see me again, you'll figure it out. 432 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,653 That good? Uh-huh. 433 00:32:06,693 --> 00:32:10,049 Sorry I'm late. Al and I had a big fight. 434 00:32:10,126 --> 00:32:13,367 And then we made up. Twice. 435 00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:17,126 You're the fashion coordinator? 436 00:32:17,213 --> 00:32:20,924 Lil told me to get you something that would make the kiddies drool. 437 00:32:20,972 --> 00:32:23,331 Trust me, Violet. 438 00:32:23,446 --> 00:32:26,448 I have a serious shopping problem. 439 00:32:41,341 --> 00:32:44,093 - It has a zipper... in the crotch. - Yeah. 440 00:32:44,141 --> 00:32:47,181 - Who'd wear that in public? 441 00:32:47,219 --> 00:32:49,377 - Actually, I have it in blue. 442 00:34:01,031 --> 00:34:04,512 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 443 00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:35,382 Here I am! Yeah, baby! 444 00:34:41,222 --> 00:34:43,379 Come on! Knock it- Hey! Knock it off! 445 00:34:43,494 --> 00:34:46,141 Lil! The ice! 446 00:34:48,059 --> 00:34:50,821 How do you like that, huh? 447 00:34:58,493 --> 00:35:01,053 I don't know how you guys do it. I can't have another drink. 448 00:35:01,092 --> 00:35:04,055 Next time that guy buys you a shot.. That's on me, honey. 449 00:35:04,132 --> 00:35:06,059 Chase it with a beer. 450 00:35:08,619 --> 00:35:11,659 - I don't get it. - I don't swallow it. 451 00:35:11,775 --> 00:35:14,450 I just spit the shot back into the beer bottle. They'll never know. 452 00:35:14,575 --> 00:35:16,378 You try it. 453 00:35:16,493 --> 00:35:19,811 Hey, just keep an eye on your spittoon bottle. 454 00:35:19,859 --> 00:35:24,251 Once Rachel served hers to Lou by accident. Huge drama. 455 00:35:24,299 --> 00:35:27,089 Cammie, I think I just fell in love with you. 456 00:35:27,214 --> 00:35:30,053 Oh, Violet! I'm not a lesbian. 457 00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:32,498 I've played in the minors, but never went pro. 458 00:35:34,051 --> 00:35:35,969 - Th-That's not what I meant. - What are you doing? 459 00:35:36,056 --> 00:35:39,853 Lil's starin' straight at you. Come on. Grab this guy. Make yourself look busy. 460 00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:44,130 - Hi. You look like you could use a shot. - No, I'm waiting on Lil. 461 00:35:44,169 --> 00:35:48,129 Sorry. It's a no parking zone. If you wanna sit here, you gotta order a drink. 462 00:35:48,168 --> 00:35:51,697 - Okay. Gimme a glass of water. - Okay. 463 00:35:51,735 --> 00:35:54,209 - He just ordered water. - Yeah. 464 00:35:54,247 --> 00:35:56,568 You know what to do. 465 00:35:59,656 --> 00:36:03,847 Testing. Um, hey, everybody, this guy just ordered water. 466 00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:06,455 Do we serve water in our bar? 467 00:36:06,570 --> 00:36:10,809 Hell, no! H�0! 468 00:36:12,247 --> 00:36:15,009 Jersey! No! 469 00:36:15,086 --> 00:36:17,167 It's okay, Lil! Nobody orders water in your bar! 470 00:36:17,215 --> 00:36:21,012 He can order whatever he wants. He's the fire marshal. 471 00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:24,206 Hey, Mike, I'm so sorry. She's new. 472 00:36:24,292 --> 00:36:27,965 I'm okay. Let's step outside. 473 00:36:30,228 --> 00:36:31,772 Nice knowing you, Jersey. 474 00:36:33,038 --> 00:36:35,608 Come on, you guys! Let me hear you! 475 00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:40,489 You okay? 476 00:36:40,566 --> 00:36:42,771 Who am I kidding? I can't do this. 477 00:36:42,886 --> 00:36:44,728 Of course you can. Now cheer up, 478 00:36:44,804 --> 00:36:48,170 because there's a really cute guy at the bar asking for you. 479 00:36:48,247 --> 00:36:50,203 Somebody's asking for me? 480 00:36:50,251 --> 00:36:53,972 He says his name is Mr. O'Donnell. 481 00:36:55,804 --> 00:36:57,683 He's hot. 482 00:37:04,684 --> 00:37:08,165 Jersey. The fire marshal threatened to shut me down. 483 00:37:08,251 --> 00:37:10,409 - He let me go with a $250 fine. - Lil, I'm really sorry.. 484 00:37:10,524 --> 00:37:14,571 - I'll make you a deal. You figure out a way to make me 250 tonight, 485 00:37:14,609 --> 00:37:16,805 I'll let you come back tomorrow. 486 00:37:17,851 --> 00:37:19,241 Great. 487 00:37:20,449 --> 00:37:22,962 So much for sweet and innocent. 488 00:37:23,010 --> 00:37:27,843 - So, you found me. - Some guys at work told me where I could look for Coyotes. 489 00:37:27,881 --> 00:37:31,401 Well, take a good look, because tonight's my last night. I think I'm gonna get fired. 490 00:37:31,449 --> 00:37:34,527 - Why? - I have to make $250 in two hours. 491 00:37:34,642 --> 00:37:36,483 It's completely impossible. 492 00:37:38,967 --> 00:37:41,921 Here's nine dollars, just to get you started. Okay? 493 00:37:41,969 --> 00:37:44,759 I always like to help a friend in need. 494 00:37:47,723 --> 00:37:49,804 Why are you looking at me like that? 495 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,968 Kevin, I don't want your money. 496 00:37:55,759 --> 00:37:58,799 All right, uh, listen up. Ladies. 497 00:37:58,847 --> 00:38:01,321 The bidding will start at $25... 498 00:38:01,359 --> 00:38:03,162 for one night only. 499 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:06,960 You get this: Purebred, housebroken, 500 00:38:06,998 --> 00:38:10,479 fully trained, yowling stud. 501 00:38:10,527 --> 00:38:13,279 - No way. - That's pretty cheap. 502 00:38:13,318 --> 00:38:15,159 Violet, what are you doing? 503 00:38:15,197 --> 00:38:17,806 You said you wanted to help, so... turn around, sir, 504 00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:20,558 let 'em take a look at ya. 505 00:38:20,644 --> 00:38:22,246 Why are you doing this to me? 506 00:38:22,284 --> 00:38:26,082 It's payback time, Mr. O'Donnell. 507 00:38:26,158 --> 00:38:27,836 Now, turn around. 508 00:38:28,843 --> 00:38:31,365 No, God, no. Don't do this. 509 00:38:31,404 --> 00:38:33,360 Go on, show 'em what you've got. 510 00:38:33,437 --> 00:38:35,556 Are you in? Do you wanna do this? 511 00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:37,925 - All right, ladies. What'll you give me? - I've got twenty bucks. 512 00:38:40,236 --> 00:38:42,883 I've got $25 right here. 513 00:38:42,959 --> 00:38:44,599 Make it 35! 514 00:38:46,162 --> 00:38:48,195 Thirty-five dollars! 515 00:38:49,596 --> 00:38:52,396 - Forty dollars! - Get.. What are you doing? 516 00:38:52,444 --> 00:38:55,723 - Come on, girls, fifty? - Fifty! 517 00:38:55,762 --> 00:38:58,562 - Sixty-one dollars. - I've got 70. 518 00:38:58,677 --> 00:39:01,314 - Come on, girls. Seventy-five? - Seventy-five dollars! 519 00:39:01,362 --> 00:39:05,083 Eighty dollars! Come on, girls. Do I hear 85? 520 00:39:05,198 --> 00:39:08,554 Ninety! Ninety-five dollars! 521 00:39:08,602 --> 00:39:11,834 One hundred dollars! 522 00:39:14,682 --> 00:39:16,993 - That's it. - You wanna come home with Mama? 523 00:39:17,118 --> 00:39:20,398 Whoa! Nice! 524 00:39:20,474 --> 00:39:22,594 Oh, yeah! 525 00:39:22,642 --> 00:39:24,914 That's my boy. 526 00:39:24,953 --> 00:39:27,839 - Oh, yeah. Shake it, shake it. - $125 back here! 527 00:39:27,954 --> 00:39:32,001 $140, right here. Come on, come on. 528 00:39:35,799 --> 00:39:39,673 My goodness, girls, come on. One fifty and you'll see the butt. 529 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:42,234 Come on, girls. You can do better than this. 530 00:39:42,272 --> 00:39:44,516 One seventy-five. 531 00:39:44,554 --> 00:39:45,638 Yeah! 532 00:39:45,715 --> 00:39:49,234 There we go. Two hundred dollars! 533 00:39:53,319 --> 00:39:56,158 - You've got215righthere! - Two hundred and fifty dollars. 534 00:39:56,235 --> 00:39:59,198 Sold, for $250! 535 00:40:02,113 --> 00:40:05,431 Come on up, honey. He's yours. 536 00:40:07,397 --> 00:40:09,670 Damn you! 537 00:40:09,718 --> 00:40:12,230 The blonde would have gone 275. 538 00:40:14,110 --> 00:40:16,037 Come with me. 539 00:40:16,152 --> 00:40:20,957 You're gonna owe me big-time for this one. That's 250 even. 540 00:40:23,757 --> 00:40:27,228 Mmm. Mmm! Oh. 541 00:40:30,556 --> 00:40:35,236 I'm gonna see ya I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya meet ya one day 542 00:40:35,313 --> 00:40:38,036 Maybe next week I'm gonna meet ya 543 00:40:38,151 --> 00:40:40,472 I'll meet ya I'll meet ya 544 00:40:40,549 --> 00:40:42,428 Better close out, girls. 545 00:40:42,476 --> 00:40:44,595 - Can I ask you something? - What? 546 00:40:44,711 --> 00:40:48,508 What does "Coyote Ugly" mean? 547 00:40:50,675 --> 00:40:52,795 Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand... 548 00:40:52,910 --> 00:40:55,835 and the person you're next to is layin' on your arm, and they're so ugly... 549 00:40:55,950 --> 00:40:57,906 you'd rather chew off your arm than risk wakin' them? 550 00:40:57,954 --> 00:41:00,946 - That's coyote ugly. - Let's go, ladies. 551 00:41:00,994 --> 00:41:03,909 Well, why would you name your bar after something like that? 552 00:41:03,986 --> 00:41:06,594 Well, because "Cheers" was taken. 553 00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:08,512 Cabs are out front. 554 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:10,747 - You're rich, Jersey. - See ya. 555 00:41:10,785 --> 00:41:13,029 Yeah. Good night. 556 00:41:13,106 --> 00:41:17,469 The woman who purchased me is named Sandy Rosenfeld, a divorcee with three grown kids, 557 00:41:17,546 --> 00:41:21,228 a passion for long walks and short-haired hunting dogs and Italian opera. 558 00:41:21,305 --> 00:41:25,668 Her ex-husband is a C.P.A. Her favorite artist is Van Gogh, 559 00:41:25,745 --> 00:41:30,665 and her New Year's resolution is to lose 15 pounds.. and to see Barbra in concert. 560 00:41:30,751 --> 00:41:33,465 Okay. I owe you. 561 00:41:33,513 --> 00:41:35,872 What do you want? 562 00:41:35,987 --> 00:41:39,228 Well, it's 3:30 in the morning. I want what every man wants. 563 00:41:40,504 --> 00:41:42,748 Breakfast. 564 00:41:42,824 --> 00:41:45,826 And that's it? I go to breakfast with you, and we're even? 565 00:41:45,903 --> 00:41:48,827 No. We're not even close to even, because I danced on a bar, 566 00:41:48,904 --> 00:41:52,184 I took off my shirt, and I unzipped my pants. 567 00:41:52,222 --> 00:41:55,905 Okay. Let's make a deal. Breakfast and lunch. 568 00:41:55,991 --> 00:41:59,750 - Breakfast, lunch and two dinners. - That's four dates! 569 00:41:59,865 --> 00:42:02,502 Yep. Which would make it the second longest relationship I've ever had. 570 00:42:02,550 --> 00:42:04,828 - Get in the car. 571 00:42:04,861 --> 00:42:09,225 Oh, I hate to spoil your evening, but it looks like we're not gonna go anywhere. 572 00:42:12,428 --> 00:42:14,461 Oh, my God. 573 00:42:17,184 --> 00:42:18,987 It's hard to find parking in New York. 574 00:42:19,102 --> 00:42:21,787 You ever eaten Turkish? This is the place. 575 00:42:21,902 --> 00:42:24,501 - Hey. How you doin'? - Hi, Kevin. 576 00:42:24,540 --> 00:42:27,225 - Four of the regular? - Sure, yeah. Hey. 577 00:42:27,263 --> 00:42:30,907 - Hey, Kevin. How are you, man? - How you doin', man? Good. 578 00:42:30,984 --> 00:42:33,506 Here it is, man. Flown in from Miami. 579 00:42:33,621 --> 00:42:36,028 - Check out the merchandise. - Hey, man, no. I trust you. 580 00:42:36,143 --> 00:42:38,061 All right, all right. 581 00:42:41,782 --> 00:42:45,138 Look, uh, I don't know what you're into, but.. 582 00:42:45,263 --> 00:42:49,981 The Amazing Spider-Man, number 129, mint condition. 583 00:42:50,058 --> 00:42:52,542 - Worth a thousand bucks. - A comic book. 584 00:42:52,618 --> 00:42:55,898 No, it's not just a comic book. This is the first appearance of the Punisher. 585 00:42:55,932 --> 00:42:58,267 This is the holy grail of comic books. 586 00:42:58,305 --> 00:43:01,019 You collect comic books. That's so cute. 587 00:43:01,057 --> 00:43:05,181 It's not cute. It's very rugged and manly. 588 00:43:05,258 --> 00:43:09,141 - It's just a bit kinky. Huh? - I think it's sweet. 589 00:43:12,057 --> 00:43:15,576 So, do you always eat breakfast on the hood of your car? 590 00:43:15,624 --> 00:43:17,465 What can I say? I'm a romantic. 591 00:43:17,580 --> 00:43:20,620 You think this is romantic? 592 00:43:20,697 --> 00:43:23,699 Well, you may not be feeling it now, but I think one day... 593 00:43:23,785 --> 00:43:27,458 you'll be on stage singing a song about this very night. 594 00:43:27,496 --> 00:43:30,220 "When We Were Downwind From a Trash Barge." 595 00:43:30,296 --> 00:43:32,138 Yeah. Catchy title. Hum a few bars. 596 00:43:34,583 --> 00:43:38,054 Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm a songwriter, not a singer. 597 00:43:38,102 --> 00:43:40,615 When I get on stage, I freeze. 598 00:43:40,740 --> 00:43:44,134 What if the fate of the free world rested on your voice? 599 00:43:44,182 --> 00:43:47,462 Okay. If the fate of the free world depended on me singing, 600 00:43:47,577 --> 00:43:49,543 maybe. 601 00:43:49,581 --> 00:43:52,334 All I ever really wanted is to sit in the dark... 602 00:43:52,458 --> 00:43:56,016 and hear someone great singing my songs. 603 00:43:56,054 --> 00:43:57,934 I wanna be the one who writes the music. 604 00:44:00,542 --> 00:44:03,573 I remember the first time my mother played me "Bridge Over Troubled Water"... 605 00:44:03,697 --> 00:44:06,862 by Simon and Garfunkel. 606 00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:09,374 I remember exactly what she was wearing. 607 00:44:09,413 --> 00:44:14,534 I remember exactly how her hair smelled. I remember exactly how I felt. 608 00:44:14,572 --> 00:44:17,334 And every time I hear that song, 609 00:44:17,372 --> 00:44:20,815 I remember exactly what she was wearing... 610 00:44:20,892 --> 00:44:23,375 and exactly how her hair smelled... 611 00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:25,495 and exactly how I felt. 612 00:44:26,492 --> 00:44:29,139 'Cause the great songs last forever. 613 00:44:29,216 --> 00:44:33,214 - So, what's the problem? - Well... 614 00:44:33,291 --> 00:44:35,900 now they're telling me the only way to get my songs heard... 615 00:44:36,015 --> 00:44:38,057 is to go out there and sing 'em myself. 616 00:44:38,172 --> 00:44:41,097 So we're gonna have to try fix this little problem straight away. 617 00:44:41,212 --> 00:44:43,092 Hmm. And how do you propose we do that? 618 00:44:43,130 --> 00:44:45,499 Well, is there any place you feel comfortable singing? 619 00:44:47,014 --> 00:44:49,690 - The shower. - We'll start there. 620 00:44:49,738 --> 00:44:53,171 I mean, I don't care how long it takes, how many hours we have to spend in that shower. 621 00:44:53,219 --> 00:44:56,450 - Let's get to it. - Okay. Before we hit the showers, 622 00:44:56,498 --> 00:44:59,212 maybe you could tell me a little something about yourself. 623 00:44:59,251 --> 00:45:01,332 Oh, really? What do you wanna know? 624 00:45:01,418 --> 00:45:03,336 What part of Australia are you from? 625 00:45:03,451 --> 00:45:06,213 I'm from all over. My family moved around a lot. 626 00:45:06,289 --> 00:45:07,929 So the rest of your family doesn't live in New York? 627 00:45:07,977 --> 00:45:09,617 Do you always ask this many questions? 628 00:45:09,732 --> 00:45:11,890 Do you always dodge this many questions? 629 00:45:11,928 --> 00:45:14,968 You can at least tell me where you got all the moves you pulled on the bar tonight. 630 00:45:15,016 --> 00:45:17,490 Well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you. 631 00:45:17,577 --> 00:45:22,132 That's original. 632 00:45:22,208 --> 00:45:24,491 The sun's coming up. We're gonna be late. 633 00:45:24,567 --> 00:45:26,572 Late? Late for what? 634 00:45:29,171 --> 00:45:32,134 This is incredible. 635 00:45:32,210 --> 00:45:35,529 - Look at that fish! - All right. Put this on. You're gonna need it. 636 00:45:35,567 --> 00:45:38,051 Why? What are you talking about? 637 00:45:38,127 --> 00:45:40,688 You're gonna help me unload the next bin. 638 00:45:40,726 --> 00:45:43,373 - You're joking, right? - No. It's not that bad, Vi. 639 00:45:43,488 --> 00:45:46,375 - I do it all the time. - Exactly how many jobs do you have? 640 00:45:46,490 --> 00:45:49,127 Tuesday through Saturday, I'm at the club. 641 00:45:49,175 --> 00:45:51,850 Sunday and Monday I park cars at the plaza. 642 00:45:51,927 --> 00:45:54,689 I've been a telemarketer. Would you like to switch to ATandT? 643 00:45:54,766 --> 00:45:59,532 And for six terrifying hours I delivered phonebooks in Queens. 644 00:45:59,647 --> 00:46:01,929 Don't forget your extensive work in fish. 645 00:46:02,006 --> 00:46:04,844 This is an expensive city, and these guys pay cash. 646 00:46:04,969 --> 00:46:07,606 I don't care if they pay in lobster. I'm not sticking my hands in that fishy bin. 647 00:46:07,645 --> 00:46:10,493 I was gonna split the money with you. 648 00:46:10,608 --> 00:46:12,324 - A hundred bucks apiece. - A hundred bucks? 649 00:46:12,411 --> 00:46:15,451 - Wait, wait. Why didn't you say so? - Thanks, Dan. 650 00:46:15,566 --> 00:46:16,966 - You're not ready, are you? Fifty bucks. - Wait. No. 651 00:46:17,004 --> 00:46:19,612 - Twenty-five, ten. Ready? - Okay. Uh-huh. 652 00:46:19,651 --> 00:46:22,403 Ooh! That's disgusting. 653 00:46:22,451 --> 00:46:26,690 Hey, you'll hurt their feelings. Okay. Just on top of the other fish. 654 00:46:28,962 --> 00:46:34,371 So, I know I just met you a few days ago. There's something I have to tell you. 655 00:46:36,251 --> 00:46:40,202 You smell really bad. 656 00:46:40,250 --> 00:46:44,642 Well, so do you. I mean, I was gonna kiss you good-bye, but, um, I thought I might gag. 657 00:46:44,690 --> 00:46:46,809 You're a real charmer. 658 00:46:49,849 --> 00:46:51,690 Okay. Good night. 659 00:46:51,805 --> 00:46:53,608 Good morning. 660 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,162 Don't look at me like that. 661 00:47:18,599 --> 00:47:20,680 Spend it. 662 00:47:26,482 --> 00:47:30,807 - What are you doing here? - I changed my mind about this kiss. 663 00:47:30,922 --> 00:47:34,086 I think we should give it a shot. 664 00:47:41,202 --> 00:47:44,366 Well, have a nice day. 665 00:47:46,965 --> 00:47:48,797 "Have a nice day"? 666 00:47:48,922 --> 00:47:52,959 Yeah. I panicked. I didn't know what else to say. 667 00:47:56,402 --> 00:47:58,204 Have a nice day. 668 00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:06,356 All right. Back of the line over here. Back of the line. 669 00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:32,162 Yeah, I like it! 670 00:48:32,277 --> 00:48:35,643 - Hey, baby! - Make a hole. Make a hole! 671 00:48:35,681 --> 00:48:38,836 - Shit, the cops are here. - Nobody else gets in here. Look at this place. 672 00:48:38,922 --> 00:48:42,557 Hey, Lil. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do here. You're 50 people over max. 673 00:48:42,595 --> 00:48:45,002 They're trying to shut us down. 674 00:48:45,041 --> 00:48:48,033 Let's go outside and talk. I'll take care of it. 675 00:48:51,236 --> 00:48:54,793 This is not a gas pump, son! 676 00:48:54,841 --> 00:48:56,961 Wait your turn! 677 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:02,753 - Hey, no pictures, man! - Hey, I'm a reporter from The Voice. 678 00:49:07,481 --> 00:49:09,475 What are you doing? Hey! 679 00:49:09,552 --> 00:49:11,393 Put me down! 680 00:49:11,432 --> 00:49:12,640 - Put me down! - Cammie! 681 00:49:12,755 --> 00:49:14,999 - Help! - Come on! Let her go! 682 00:49:15,076 --> 00:49:17,080 Rachel, help! 683 00:49:17,118 --> 00:49:21,635 Come on! Break it up! 684 00:49:21,712 --> 00:49:23,917 - Lou, where's Rachel and Cammie? - I don't know! 685 00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:30,352 Let me go! 686 00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:49,311 Jersey, they're tearing this place apart! 687 00:49:55,151 --> 00:49:59,869 - Rachel! Rachel! - One way or another I'm gonna find ya 688 00:49:59,908 --> 00:50:02,669 - I'm gonna get ya, get ya get ya, get ya - Let me go! 689 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:05,911 One way or another I'm gonna get ya 690 00:50:05,988 --> 00:50:07,915 I'm gonna get ya, get ya get ya, get ya 691 00:50:08,030 --> 00:50:11,434 One way or another I'm gonna see ya 692 00:50:11,550 --> 00:50:14,426 I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya meet ya, meet ya, one day 693 00:50:14,474 --> 00:50:17,955 Maybe next week I'm gonna meet ya 694 00:50:18,071 --> 00:50:19,787 I'll meet ya, I'll meet ya 695 00:50:19,835 --> 00:50:22,069 I will 696 00:50:22,146 --> 00:50:25,829 Drive past your house 697 00:50:25,915 --> 00:50:30,595 And if the lights are all out 698 00:50:30,633 --> 00:50:33,951 I'll see who's around 699 00:50:37,029 --> 00:50:38,986 One way or another 700 00:50:39,034 --> 00:50:40,674 I'm gonna find ya 701 00:50:40,789 --> 00:50:43,589 I'm gonna get ya, get ya get ya, get ya, one way 702 00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:46,792 - I'm talking about that! - Or another I'm gonna win ya 703 00:50:46,907 --> 00:50:48,748 I'm gonna get ya I'll get ya 704 00:50:48,825 --> 00:50:51,788 One way or another I'm gonna see ya 705 00:50:51,865 --> 00:50:54,627 I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya meet ya, meet ya 706 00:50:54,703 --> 00:50:56,746 One day, maybe next week 707 00:50:56,832 --> 00:50:59,143 I'm gonna meet ya I'll meet ya 708 00:50:59,191 --> 00:51:02,308 - Great. Yeah. - Last call, Lil. 709 00:51:02,385 --> 00:51:05,386 - Start clearin' 'em out. - You got it. 710 00:51:05,463 --> 00:51:08,186 Let's go. 711 00:51:08,263 --> 00:51:12,425 One way or another I'm gonna lose ya 712 00:51:12,511 --> 00:51:15,743 I'm gonna give you the slip A slip of the hip 713 00:51:15,791 --> 00:51:19,790 Or another, I'm gonna lose ya I'm gonna trick ya 714 00:51:19,867 --> 00:51:22,303 One way or another 715 00:51:22,350 --> 00:51:25,582 I'm gonna lose ya I'm gonna trick ya, trick ya trick ya, trick ya 716 00:51:29,783 --> 00:51:33,264 Did you see their faces? I mean, wow. 717 00:51:33,350 --> 00:51:36,668 They all wanted you, honey. Even the girls. 718 00:51:36,783 --> 00:51:39,065 Not a dry seat in the house. 719 00:51:39,142 --> 00:51:42,863 You guys, that was, like, a one-time performance.. 720 00:51:42,901 --> 00:51:44,867 That I have to repeat, like, every night. 721 00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:50,707 She sang along with a jukebox. Let's not start polishing a Grammy. 722 00:51:50,822 --> 00:51:54,140 Oh, come on, Rach. She saved your butt. Admit it. 723 00:51:54,188 --> 00:51:57,986 No. She saved me from kicking the shit out of a couple of drunks. 724 00:51:58,101 --> 00:52:00,661 - That's it. Ooh. - Ooh, that was good. 725 00:52:02,388 --> 00:52:04,507 - Where you goin'? - I don't know. 726 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:07,259 I gotta walk or celebrate or.. 727 00:52:07,307 --> 00:52:10,702 Ugh, pass out or something. 728 00:52:10,779 --> 00:52:13,061 Hey, ladies and gents, 729 00:52:13,138 --> 00:52:16,858 how about a big round of applause for the singing Coyote from Jersey! 730 00:52:16,906 --> 00:52:19,620 - So I'm a Coyote? - Five nights a week. 731 00:52:30,064 --> 00:52:32,940 Hey, what is it? What's wrong? 732 00:52:33,017 --> 00:52:34,863 Why would anything be wrong? 733 00:52:34,897 --> 00:52:39,500 Um, you called me in the middle of the night and said there was an emergency. 734 00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:43,700 What was that for? 735 00:52:43,777 --> 00:52:46,740 I had a good night. I wanted a good-night kiss. 736 00:52:46,817 --> 00:52:49,262 Well, wait a second. Where are you going? 737 00:52:49,377 --> 00:52:52,177 Have a nice day, Mr. O'Donnell. 738 00:52:52,216 --> 00:52:54,095 "Have a nice day"? 739 00:53:00,578 --> 00:53:03,378 Right kind of wrong 740 00:53:05,574 --> 00:53:08,096 Right kind of wrong 741 00:53:08,135 --> 00:53:10,734 We likes to party La-la-di-da-di 742 00:53:13,141 --> 00:53:16,938 On the East Coast is the place to be 743 00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:25,061 We likes to party La-la-di-da-di 744 00:53:25,176 --> 00:53:27,142 Lovin' you 745 00:53:27,180 --> 00:53:32,215 Isn't really something I should do 746 00:53:32,253 --> 00:53:36,012 I should try to be strong 747 00:53:37,172 --> 00:53:41,219 Isn't really something I should do 748 00:53:42,821 --> 00:53:46,292 Shouldn't want to spend my time with you 749 00:53:47,251 --> 00:53:51,260 I should try to be strong 750 00:53:51,298 --> 00:53:54,654 But, baby, you're the right kind of wrong 751 00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:58,452 Baby, you're the right kind of wrong 752 00:54:00,897 --> 00:54:04,014 What's going on? Why do we need my guitar? 753 00:54:04,091 --> 00:54:06,738 You'll find out soon enough. No. This way. 754 00:54:06,853 --> 00:54:10,573 Okay, now there's a seat. 755 00:54:10,650 --> 00:54:12,693 Just there. 756 00:54:14,649 --> 00:54:16,653 Take a look. 757 00:54:16,730 --> 00:54:19,578 Your fans wanna hear you sing. 758 00:54:20,969 --> 00:54:24,737 I told you. I can't sing my own songs. I never could. 759 00:54:24,776 --> 00:54:29,177 Well, that's too bad, because they've requested to hear your songs. 760 00:54:29,216 --> 00:54:31,891 Be gentle on the keyboard. I borrowed it from the club. 761 00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:36,408 You did all this just to help me sing? 762 00:54:36,456 --> 00:54:40,330 I thought maybe we could cure that stage fright I've heard so much about. 763 00:54:40,417 --> 00:54:43,015 Kevin, I wish you could. 764 00:54:43,131 --> 00:54:45,614 Come on, let me try. 765 00:54:45,729 --> 00:54:47,695 Tell me what it feels like. 766 00:54:52,327 --> 00:54:54,974 You really wanna know? 767 00:54:55,051 --> 00:54:56,930 Yeah. 768 00:54:59,049 --> 00:55:00,929 You asked for it. 769 00:55:00,967 --> 00:55:03,048 What are you doing? 770 00:55:04,487 --> 00:55:08,889 The only way I can show you... 771 00:55:10,413 --> 00:55:12,446 is to make you... 772 00:55:12,494 --> 00:55:16,445 really... nervous. 773 00:55:18,613 --> 00:55:22,285 The first thing that happens... 774 00:55:22,372 --> 00:55:25,805 is my heart starts to race. 775 00:55:30,053 --> 00:55:32,287 Good. 776 00:55:32,326 --> 00:55:34,973 Racing heart. Yep. 777 00:55:35,011 --> 00:55:37,207 - Got it. - And then... 778 00:55:37,284 --> 00:55:41,724 my entire body starts shaking. 779 00:55:44,332 --> 00:55:48,043 Shaking body. I'm getting that. Yeah. 780 00:55:48,130 --> 00:55:49,971 And... 781 00:55:51,611 --> 00:55:54,842 then everything gets... a bit... 782 00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:59,484 cloudy. 783 00:56:00,644 --> 00:56:03,090 Clouds are definitely rolling in. 784 00:56:05,123 --> 00:56:07,405 Then I start... 785 00:56:07,482 --> 00:56:10,205 Losing control. 786 00:56:11,605 --> 00:56:14,204 Well, how long does this usually last? 787 00:56:14,281 --> 00:56:17,685 Oh, it's been known to last all night. 788 00:56:18,846 --> 00:56:22,528 - That must be horrible. - It's excruciating. 789 00:58:36,190 --> 00:58:41,301 I think that audience got more than they paid for, really. 790 00:58:44,581 --> 00:58:46,825 What's "L.M.S." stand for? 791 00:58:46,863 --> 00:58:49,222 Lynn Marie Sanford. 792 00:58:49,260 --> 00:58:51,859 It was my mom's guitar. 793 00:58:51,907 --> 00:58:53,787 She died five years ago. 794 00:58:53,902 --> 00:58:56,827 She moved to New York to be a singer when she was my age. 795 00:58:56,942 --> 00:58:59,339 She came pretty close to the big time. 796 00:58:59,387 --> 00:59:02,226 Well, what happened? 797 00:59:02,341 --> 00:59:04,422 She hated the stage. 798 00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:07,778 She said it was the scariest place in the world. 799 00:59:07,826 --> 00:59:09,706 Sounds familiar. 800 00:59:13,225 --> 00:59:16,227 You really want me to sing? 801 00:59:16,265 --> 00:59:18,902 Just tell me what I have to do. 802 00:59:26,258 --> 00:59:27,897 Disappear. 803 00:59:29,345 --> 00:59:32,980 All right. No problem. 804 01:00:42,016 --> 01:00:44,692 If you wanna write a song. If you want to be like a serious songwriter, 805 01:00:44,740 --> 01:00:46,571 you simply gotta go with the Mac. 806 01:00:46,619 --> 01:00:49,899 Laptop. You can lay your tracks down on a blank CD, and you're done. 807 01:00:50,014 --> 01:00:53,092 Do you.. Do you have a payment plan? 808 01:01:44,234 --> 01:01:46,555 Come on, Cammie! 809 01:03:42,658 --> 01:03:44,547 What are you doing? 810 01:03:46,427 --> 01:03:48,421 What are you, brain damaged? 811 01:03:48,498 --> 01:03:52,018 You know what kind of maniacs we got driving through here? They don't stop for nothin'. 812 01:03:52,066 --> 01:03:54,626 - Whose boat? - I borrowed it from a friend. 813 01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:56,745 Looks like a guy's car to me. 814 01:03:56,822 --> 01:04:01,818 - How can you tell? - I've been staring at cars every day for the last 16 years. 815 01:04:01,857 --> 01:04:03,986 - Who is he? - He's a friend. 816 01:04:04,101 --> 01:04:06,143 Look, I brought you a turkey sandwich, no mayo, extra sprouts. 817 01:04:06,258 --> 01:04:08,617 Thank you. Great. 818 01:04:08,665 --> 01:04:12,300 I'm starvin'. Now tell me about this bar. 819 01:04:12,377 --> 01:04:14,736 Is it a bunch of bankers havin' martinis after work? 820 01:04:14,784 --> 01:04:16,903 I gotta go. Look. I love you. 821 01:04:17,018 --> 01:04:19,300 I love you too. Be careful. 822 01:04:19,377 --> 01:04:22,417 Hey, do I come to your office and honk? Come on! 823 01:04:26,138 --> 01:04:31,498 I got you a gig. There's this club where a lot of music people hang out called the Elbow Room. 824 01:04:31,575 --> 01:04:36,495 My friend's the manager. He owes me a favor, and you're it, next Thursday night. 825 01:04:36,619 --> 01:04:38,739 Are you forgetting about the stage fright? 826 01:04:38,815 --> 01:04:41,222 Uh, what about the bar? 827 01:04:41,261 --> 01:04:44,579 Come on, Kevin. All I do is sing along with the jukebox. 828 01:04:44,656 --> 01:04:49,182 See? You're making progress. A few more nights at my place, and you'll be cured. 829 01:04:49,220 --> 01:04:53,660 I hate to burst your bubble, but I'll never be cured. It's genetic. 830 01:04:53,775 --> 01:04:57,333 Stage fright DNA. Yes, I saw that on E.R. Last week. 831 01:04:57,381 --> 01:05:01,092 Okay. Laugh all you want, but my mom couldn't do it, and neither can I. 832 01:05:01,217 --> 01:05:03,816 So was your mother afraid to try? 833 01:05:03,854 --> 01:05:07,220 Look, I just wanna be a song writer. Why won't you give up on this? 834 01:05:07,335 --> 01:05:10,692 Because I've been giving up on people my entire life, and it's a nasty little habit. 835 01:05:10,725 --> 01:05:13,415 So, you're gonna sing at the club, or I'll.. 836 01:05:13,454 --> 01:05:15,861 Or you'll what? 837 01:05:15,976 --> 01:05:18,613 I'll never kiss you again. 838 01:05:18,651 --> 01:05:20,732 That sounds like a threat, Mr. O'Donnell. 839 01:05:20,780 --> 01:05:22,899 Well, let's just say... 840 01:05:23,014 --> 01:05:25,891 it's gonna be quite a long, cold winter. 841 01:05:25,978 --> 01:05:28,059 That's supposed to convince me? 842 01:05:28,174 --> 01:05:31,492 It's working, isn't it? Your knees are getting weak. 843 01:05:31,540 --> 01:05:34,493 - I'll think about it. - Try again. 844 01:05:34,570 --> 01:05:36,699 Uh, I'll see if I can get off work. 845 01:05:36,737 --> 01:05:38,818 You're gettin' warmer. 846 01:05:38,895 --> 01:05:42,213 All right. You win. I'll do it. 847 01:05:42,251 --> 01:05:44,169 Oh, I love winning. 848 01:05:51,899 --> 01:05:54,929 Hey, we have a special treat for you tonight, boys and girls. 849 01:05:54,977 --> 01:05:57,729 Look who dropped by for a visit. 850 01:06:00,088 --> 01:06:04,049 I'm a paying customer tonight. I have class in the morning. What are you doing? 851 01:06:04,097 --> 01:06:07,089 - Come on, Zoe! 852 01:06:07,137 --> 01:06:09,611 Zoe! Zoe! Zoe! Zoe! 853 01:06:14,569 --> 01:06:18,855 Time to get wet, girls. Whoa! 854 01:07:04,877 --> 01:07:08,358 - Excuse me, does Violet Sanford work here? - Yeah, she's on the bar. 855 01:07:08,434 --> 01:07:10,276 - She's on what? - She's on the bar. 856 01:07:10,314 --> 01:07:13,162 - What do you guys say? 857 01:07:30,961 --> 01:07:32,850 Dad! Wait! 858 01:07:34,231 --> 01:07:36,321 Dad, it's not as bad as it looks. 859 01:07:37,319 --> 01:07:39,956 Daddy, it's not as bad as it looks. 860 01:07:40,032 --> 01:07:41,433 I just sing here every night. 861 01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:43,514 People come here to see me. 862 01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:48,836 - Say something! - The guys are putting your picture up in their booths! 863 01:07:48,913 --> 01:07:52,633 - I gotta go, get up early. - Dad, it's just a bar. 864 01:07:52,672 --> 01:07:55,558 - You can trust me. - But you're my daughter. 865 01:08:21,796 --> 01:08:24,279 Hi, you've reached Bill Sanford. 866 01:08:24,356 --> 01:08:28,278 Please leave a message when you hear the beep. 867 01:08:28,355 --> 01:08:31,395 Dad, you can't avoid me for the rest of your life. 868 01:08:31,443 --> 01:08:35,557 I have to come over and do your laundry. We both know you're running out of clean shirts. 869 01:08:35,595 --> 01:08:39,844 I bet the one you're wearing stinks pretty bad. 870 01:08:39,882 --> 01:08:44,274 I'm not gonna apologize because that would mean I'm doing something wrong. 871 01:08:44,399 --> 01:08:46,202 And I'm not sure I am, so.. 872 01:08:46,317 --> 01:08:48,954 I'm playing at a club tonight. 873 01:08:49,002 --> 01:08:53,001 A real club. Someone important could hear my song, 874 01:08:53,116 --> 01:08:54,995 and next month somebody might be singing it on the radio. 875 01:08:55,034 --> 01:08:57,278 - So wish me good luck. - Good luck. 876 01:08:57,354 --> 01:09:01,114 Anyway, um, I'll call you and tell you how it goes. 877 01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:04,556 Take care of yourself, old man. 878 01:09:07,874 --> 01:09:09,716 Old man. 879 01:09:09,792 --> 01:09:13,916 All right. You should be dancing on the floor! I wanna see your bras! 880 01:09:57,137 --> 01:10:01,337 Is this the greatest party we've ever been to or what, man? 881 01:10:01,538 --> 01:10:03,782 Lil, I can only stay two hours. 882 01:10:03,821 --> 01:10:07,062 - What are you talking about? - I gotta leave early tonight, remember? 883 01:10:07,139 --> 01:10:09,018 - Bourbon. - Why? 884 01:10:09,105 --> 01:10:12,739 Maybe you haven't noticed all the bodies you had to crawl over to get in here tonight. 885 01:10:12,778 --> 01:10:15,261 - Lil, I told you I gotta leave by 10:30 no matter what. - Four! 886 01:10:15,338 --> 01:10:17,937 - Here. - Got it. I got it. 887 01:10:17,985 --> 01:10:19,462 Seven. 888 01:10:28,217 --> 01:10:31,219 - Here you go. - What are you doing? 889 01:10:31,305 --> 01:10:34,143 I gotta go. It's half past. Can you have Lou call me a cab? 890 01:10:34,259 --> 01:10:37,423 Listen, Jersey. You're not going anywhere. Not tonight. This place us out of control. 891 01:10:37,538 --> 01:10:39,504 But, Lil, I told you. I'm only working two hours.. 892 01:10:39,619 --> 01:10:41,978 You wanna sing? Sing for them. 893 01:10:42,055 --> 01:10:45,095 These people dragged their asses out here to see us. 894 01:10:45,143 --> 01:10:48,336 This is New York, and there's a line halfway around the block. 895 01:10:48,375 --> 01:10:50,782 That's something, Jersey, whether you believe it or not. 896 01:10:52,776 --> 01:10:53,783 And if I go? 897 01:10:53,822 --> 01:10:55,970 If you were going, you would have left by now. 898 01:10:59,777 --> 01:11:03,143 - Where are you? - Lil won't let me go. 899 01:11:03,181 --> 01:11:06,854 Violet, just walk out. She doesn't own you. You can still make it here. 900 01:11:06,940 --> 01:11:09,980 I'm sorry. 901 01:11:10,057 --> 01:11:12,541 - I'll call you tomorrow. - Tomorrow? 902 01:11:12,617 --> 01:11:14,497 Violet. 903 01:11:18,179 --> 01:11:20,212 - What's the story? - She's not coming. 904 01:11:20,260 --> 01:11:22,696 So what am I supposed to do, Kevin? I got a whole spot to fill. 905 01:11:22,773 --> 01:11:25,659 I'm sorry, Richie. I made a mistake. 906 01:11:25,775 --> 01:11:28,901 Whoa, this doesn't change anything with us, Kevin. 907 01:11:29,016 --> 01:11:31,212 A deal's a deal. Am I right? 908 01:12:08,976 --> 01:12:11,297 - I'm the guy! Me! 909 01:12:15,689 --> 01:12:17,329 Zach, who said you could be up here? 910 01:12:22,248 --> 01:12:25,049 You're not supposed to be up here. 911 01:12:25,097 --> 01:12:26,976 All right. Take it easy, Zach. 912 01:12:27,053 --> 01:12:29,335 Zach, take it easy. 913 01:12:34,705 --> 01:12:36,671 - Hey, hey, knock it off! - Kevin! 914 01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:40,143 Lil! 915 01:12:40,268 --> 01:12:42,512 Break it up! 916 01:12:42,550 --> 01:12:44,506 Kevin, that's enough! 917 01:12:45,551 --> 01:12:49,023 - Help! Stop! - Lou! 918 01:12:51,430 --> 01:12:55,343 - Kevin, that's enough! Kevin, that's enough! 919 01:12:55,391 --> 01:12:57,989 - Get off me! - Stop it! 920 01:12:58,104 --> 01:13:00,790 - Kevin, Zech's a regular, and he was just having fun. - Having fun with my girlfriend! 921 01:13:00,905 --> 01:13:04,261 - Lou, get him out of here. - You're gonna chill outside, or I'm calling the cops. 922 01:13:04,309 --> 01:13:06,428 Out of my way! Move! 923 01:13:06,543 --> 01:13:09,104 Let me go! 924 01:13:09,181 --> 01:13:12,710 - Get the hell out of here! - Hey, everybody, free drinks on the house. 925 01:13:12,825 --> 01:13:15,069 I'm paying. Get up here. 926 01:13:15,145 --> 01:13:17,907 Kevin. Kevin. What is your problem? 927 01:13:17,984 --> 01:13:22,021 Look, I'm sorry about tonight, but look at this. There was no way Lil was gonna let me out. 928 01:13:22,069 --> 01:13:24,141 This is not about Lil. This is about you and this place. 929 01:13:24,227 --> 01:13:27,622 - There is my job. - It's a goddamn sandbox for you to stick your head in. 930 01:13:27,660 --> 01:13:30,268 - What is that supposed to mean? - The place is a joke. 931 01:13:30,302 --> 01:13:32,301 All right? They don't come to watch you sing. 932 01:13:32,340 --> 01:13:35,188 - They come to watch girls shaking it on a bar! - And what would you have me do? 933 01:13:35,303 --> 01:13:38,343 - Sing for quarters in the park? - Well, at least you'd be singing your own songs. 934 01:13:38,420 --> 01:13:40,779 I told you I can't do that, so stop pushing! 935 01:13:40,903 --> 01:13:44,826 I'm just asking you to try, but I guess that's asking a bit too much. 936 01:13:46,139 --> 01:13:48,067 Right. It's so easy to be you, isn't it? 937 01:13:48,182 --> 01:13:51,625 You have no dreams, no hopes, no chance of getting hurt. 938 01:13:51,740 --> 01:13:53,859 When was the last time you took a chance on something? 939 01:13:53,897 --> 01:13:57,618 - Some of us don't have that luxury. - Why is that? 940 01:14:01,339 --> 01:14:05,185 Oh, right. We don't talk about you, right? It's a big secret. 941 01:14:05,300 --> 01:14:08,340 Come on, Kevin. Let's play a game. 942 01:14:08,378 --> 01:14:10,584 I'm gonna guess why you left Australia. 943 01:14:10,699 --> 01:14:14,065 - Doesn't matter. - You... were in jail. 944 01:14:14,180 --> 01:14:17,263 No, that's not it. You have a wife and four kids in Sydney. 945 01:14:17,296 --> 01:14:20,058 Come on. Am I getting warm? Come on, Kevin. I don't have a lot of time. 946 01:14:20,097 --> 01:14:22,216 Why'd you run away from home? 947 01:14:22,264 --> 01:14:26,023 I didn't have a home. Is that what you wanted to hear? 948 01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:28,660 I don't have a family. 949 01:14:28,737 --> 01:14:31,422 I mean, that's the big secret. Are you happy? 950 01:14:32,736 --> 01:14:35,498 Huh? Are you gonna feel sorry for me now? 951 01:14:35,584 --> 01:14:39,343 You gonna hold me close while I tell you I had to change homes every two years? 952 01:14:40,503 --> 01:14:42,623 I had a bad childhood. Big deal. 953 01:14:42,738 --> 01:14:45,423 I don't need your sympathy, 'cause I'm here, 954 01:14:45,461 --> 01:14:47,418 and I'm living on my two feet like I wanted to. 955 01:14:47,494 --> 01:14:49,853 That was my dream. 956 01:14:49,901 --> 01:14:52,893 And at least I did it with a little bit of dignity. 957 01:14:54,821 --> 01:14:57,496 And I didn't. That's it? 958 01:14:57,573 --> 01:14:59,702 Well, just unbutton the blouse a little and unzip the pants, 959 01:14:59,817 --> 01:15:02,301 show a little bit offish, I think you can figure it out. 960 01:15:06,693 --> 01:15:10,980 Go on in. Your fans are waitin' for ya to crawl on a bar. 961 01:15:28,932 --> 01:15:32,691 I told you not to break the rules. 962 01:15:32,739 --> 01:15:34,858 What are you talking about? 963 01:15:34,973 --> 01:15:37,610 I'm talking about you and your boyfriend making a scene in my bar. 964 01:15:37,658 --> 01:15:40,410 I'm talking about a friend of mine inside with a broken nose. 965 01:15:40,458 --> 01:15:43,978 The rules were simple, Jersey. I've fired girls for a lot less. 966 01:15:44,093 --> 01:15:47,018 What, so I can't have a boyfriend now? What kind of stupid shit is that? 967 01:15:47,133 --> 01:15:49,617 Hey! This place is my home, 968 01:15:49,732 --> 01:15:52,570 and I'm not willing to risk everything I have on your personal life. 969 01:15:52,618 --> 01:15:54,690 It's business, plain and simple. 970 01:15:54,738 --> 01:15:58,094 This is not business. I worked my ass off for you, and you're supposed to be my friend. 971 01:15:58,171 --> 01:16:03,090 I never said I was your friend. I'm your boss, and you knew the rules like everybody else. 972 01:16:03,129 --> 01:16:06,897 Will you stop... with "the rules"? It's a bar, for Christ's sake! 973 01:16:11,692 --> 01:16:13,696 Then what are you so upset about? 974 01:17:38,537 --> 01:17:41,884 Oh, my God. Give me a bite. I'm starving. 975 01:17:45,125 --> 01:17:48,606 - Mmm, thank you. - How does it feel to be Mrs. Molinaro? 976 01:17:50,610 --> 01:17:53,641 You know, I think he was a perfect choice for my first marriage. 977 01:17:55,645 --> 01:17:58,522 Hey, Gloria. 978 01:17:58,570 --> 01:18:02,041 Thanks for inviting me, uh.. 979 01:18:02,089 --> 01:18:04,880 I gotta go to work. I'm on graveyard tonight. 980 01:18:04,928 --> 01:18:08,044 - Thank you, Mr. Sanford. - Yeah, well, it's not worth a hug, dear. 981 01:18:08,121 --> 01:18:10,844 - It's only 50 bucks. - Aw. 982 01:18:10,921 --> 01:18:14,843 - Your old man's a ten, Vi. - Eleven, some days a twelve. 983 01:18:16,646 --> 01:18:19,044 Well, it's a beautiful wedding. 984 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:22,640 No, you can't go. I just want one picture of you and Violet dancing together. Come on. 985 01:18:27,243 --> 01:18:29,401 Okay. Come on. Smile. 986 01:18:39,201 --> 01:18:40,764 Are you really working, or are you leaving because of me? 987 01:18:41,838 --> 01:18:44,245 You know I don't like to wear a tie. 988 01:18:51,361 --> 01:18:55,197 So this is how it's gonna be? You're not gonna return my phone calls? 989 01:18:55,283 --> 01:18:58,563 If you needed money, you should have come to me. 990 01:18:58,678 --> 01:19:00,836 I would have found a way to take care of you. 991 01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:03,559 Dad, you can't even take care of yourself. 992 01:19:03,636 --> 01:19:06,877 Hey, I am doing just fine on my own, thank you very much. 993 01:19:06,916 --> 01:19:09,476 Oh, really? So how come you're not wearing any socks? 994 01:19:14,386 --> 01:19:16,122 I had a minor disagreement with a clothes dryer. 995 01:19:20,284 --> 01:19:23,276 Just face it, Dad. You need me. 996 01:19:23,324 --> 01:19:27,198 And I moved out, and that's what bothers you. 997 01:19:32,041 --> 01:19:34,601 What bothers me... 998 01:19:34,716 --> 01:19:38,082 is, for the first time in my life, 999 01:19:38,197 --> 01:19:40,355 I was ashamed of you. 1000 01:19:40,393 --> 01:19:42,474 I would have never thought that would ever have been possible. 1001 01:19:55,593 --> 01:19:57,914 Hey, it's me. Leave a message after the beep. 1002 01:19:57,952 --> 01:19:59,832 Violet? 1003 01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:02,920 I've just finished work, and in a few hours... 1004 01:20:03,035 --> 01:20:05,835 I'm going to unload three disgusting fish trucks. 1005 01:20:05,912 --> 01:20:08,319 I thought maybe you'd like to come and give me a hand. 1006 01:20:08,434 --> 01:20:10,879 - But you're not in. - Okay, okay, okay. I'm coming. I'm coming. 1007 01:20:10,994 --> 01:20:14,840 Or you're not picking up, so I'll call back... 1008 01:20:14,955 --> 01:20:19,913 because I'm hoping one day you... will wanna talk. 1009 01:20:19,951 --> 01:20:22,837 - Kevin? Hello? 1010 01:20:36,397 --> 01:20:40,473 Kevin? Hello? It's me. 1011 01:20:40,511 --> 01:20:44,031 - I'm here. - Is this Violet Sanford? 1012 01:20:44,069 --> 01:20:47,310 I'm calling from Riverview Medical Center. 1013 01:20:47,349 --> 01:20:51,750 We have a patient here by the name of William James Sanford. Is that your father? 1014 01:20:57,917 --> 01:21:00,228 Violet Sanford? 1015 01:21:00,276 --> 01:21:03,795 Your dad's in recovery right now. 1016 01:21:03,910 --> 01:21:06,356 The car struck him on his right side when he was walking to the booth. 1017 01:21:06,471 --> 01:21:09,875 His right leg is broken, and there was some arterial damage we had to go in and repair. 1018 01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:12,388 But other than that, it's just a lot of bumps and bruises. 1019 01:21:12,435 --> 01:21:14,555 I'd say he's a pretty lucky guy. 1020 01:21:15,754 --> 01:21:17,911 Violet? 1021 01:21:17,988 --> 01:21:21,469 I told you, don't come down here. It's your wedding night. 1022 01:21:21,555 --> 01:21:26,954 Oh, are you kidding? Danny's been in my family for five minutes. 1023 01:21:26,993 --> 01:21:30,033 You've been in my family my whole life. 1024 01:21:59,991 --> 01:22:03,712 Mmm, I'm sorry. 1025 01:22:06,464 --> 01:22:10,511 I love you... so much. 1026 01:22:13,426 --> 01:22:15,910 I never did thank you for the dance. 1027 01:22:18,029 --> 01:22:19,909 That's okay. 1028 01:22:20,024 --> 01:22:21,865 That's all right. 1029 01:22:46,501 --> 01:22:49,464 My tapes. 1030 01:22:58,268 --> 01:23:02,621 Come on. Just call him. Just pick up the phone and call him. 1031 01:23:08,462 --> 01:23:11,338 Don't call him. 1032 01:23:13,899 --> 01:23:16,498 Told you. This place is a palace. 1033 01:23:16,622 --> 01:23:19,183 It's pretty late. Are you sure you wanna do this now? 1034 01:23:19,260 --> 01:23:22,779 Well, here's my door. No turning back now. Come on in. 1035 01:23:24,102 --> 01:23:27,066 Oh, you're so right. This place is a palace. 1036 01:23:27,181 --> 01:23:31,937 - Would I lie to you? - This is a great idea. I'm so glad- 1037 01:23:33,098 --> 01:23:35,658 Nice strong pulse. 1038 01:23:35,696 --> 01:23:38,736 Don't look at me like that. I'm a sick man. 1039 01:23:38,861 --> 01:23:41,143 You can eat whatever you want now, but when we go back home, 1040 01:23:41,258 --> 01:23:43,579 it's egg whites and Lean Cuisines. 1041 01:23:43,656 --> 01:23:46,859 - I'll see you later, Bill. - Wait a minute. 1042 01:23:46,945 --> 01:23:50,263 What do you mean, "until we go home"? 1043 01:23:51,740 --> 01:23:54,339 I'm moving back. 1044 01:23:55,422 --> 01:23:59,460 I couldn't do it. I couldn't sing my songs. 1045 01:23:59,536 --> 01:24:03,344 I was afraid. 1046 01:24:05,655 --> 01:24:08,215 Do you know why Mommy quit? 1047 01:24:09,903 --> 01:24:12,857 Yeah, she told me.. 'cause she couldn't do it. 1048 01:24:12,943 --> 01:24:15,983 No, that's not it. 1049 01:24:17,134 --> 01:24:20,778 She wasn't afraid, Vi. 1050 01:24:20,816 --> 01:24:25,055 Your mother on stage- Oh, she was amazing. 1051 01:24:26,253 --> 01:24:28,095 Then why did she quit? 1052 01:24:29,341 --> 01:24:31,173 Because of me. 1053 01:24:32,774 --> 01:24:36,773 Right after you were born, she told me she wanted to quit, 1054 01:24:36,821 --> 01:24:40,139 and I let her. 1055 01:24:42,537 --> 01:24:46,814 See, I knew how good she was, but I never told her. 1056 01:24:48,971 --> 01:24:52,251 I loved her... 1057 01:24:52,376 --> 01:24:54,534 more than anything. 1058 01:24:54,572 --> 01:24:57,775 And I just went on and pretended that there was no other choice. 1059 01:24:59,894 --> 01:25:02,579 - Dad, it's okay. - No, it's not okay. 1060 01:25:02,694 --> 01:25:06,291 I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice. You're not goin' back to work for Pete. 1061 01:25:06,338 --> 01:25:10,654 I don't care what it takes. I don't care how many bars you have to stand on. 1062 01:25:10,731 --> 01:25:13,694 You are not comin' home. I'm not letting you back in the house. 1063 01:25:14,729 --> 01:25:16,858 Forget it. 1064 01:25:26,093 --> 01:25:27,369 Are you wearing cologne? 1065 01:25:29,450 --> 01:25:33,209 Oh, well, it's just a... splash of Old Spice. 1066 01:25:34,417 --> 01:25:36,297 Where did you get Old Spice? 1067 01:25:36,412 --> 01:25:40,449 That nice redheaded nurse gave it to me as a gift. 1068 01:25:40,497 --> 01:25:42,655 Then she asked me out for coffee. 1069 01:25:42,770 --> 01:25:44,812 I'm scared. 1070 01:25:44,889 --> 01:25:46,730 Are you gonna go on a date? 1071 01:25:46,817 --> 01:25:48,648 God, a date. 1072 01:25:50,096 --> 01:25:51,928 I better buy a pair of socks. 1073 01:26:04,011 --> 01:26:07,406 Okay. Come on in here. Watch out for the- Okay. Okay. 1074 01:26:46,963 --> 01:26:50,444 Okay if I eat here at the bar? 1075 01:26:50,521 --> 01:26:54,280 Do you have a reservation? 1076 01:26:54,328 --> 01:26:58,567 It's under, um, "cast-iron heartless bitch." 1077 01:26:58,644 --> 01:27:01,367 Could it be under "stubborn and pigheaded"? 1078 01:27:01,482 --> 01:27:04,839 Yes. That's the one. 1079 01:27:04,963 --> 01:27:07,246 I'll have a double water on the rocks, please. 1080 01:27:09,279 --> 01:27:12,041 - How'd you find me? - Cammie. 1081 01:27:12,079 --> 01:27:15,598 She told me about your pop. I'm sorry to hear about that. 1082 01:27:15,646 --> 01:27:17,478 He's okay. 1083 01:27:17,603 --> 01:27:19,405 Good. 1084 01:27:20,480 --> 01:27:23,558 - So am I. - Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. 1085 01:27:24,958 --> 01:27:27,557 What's good to eat here? 1086 01:27:27,681 --> 01:27:30,999 Lil, you didn't come here to eat. What do you want? 1087 01:27:34,605 --> 01:27:36,485 'Kay. 1088 01:27:39,084 --> 01:27:42,919 I just wanted to let you know you can come back to the bar whenever you want. 1089 01:27:44,876 --> 01:27:49,795 - I appreciate the offer, but I'm okay here. - I figured that. 1090 01:27:49,829 --> 01:27:52,356 You were never a lifer. 1091 01:27:52,442 --> 01:27:55,396 I'm married to that bar. Hell, I'd, uh.. 1092 01:27:55,444 --> 01:27:59,558 I'd sleep there if I had the guts to walk around barefoot. 1093 01:27:59,596 --> 01:28:02,003 But that's me, you know? 1094 01:28:02,118 --> 01:28:04,995 I'm the original Coyote.. 1095 01:28:05,081 --> 01:28:08,438 just a small town gal trying to make it in the big bad city. 1096 01:28:09,675 --> 01:28:11,842 "Small town gal"? 1097 01:28:14,163 --> 01:28:15,994 Piedmont, North Dakota. 1098 01:28:18,517 --> 01:28:21,393 You ever tell anyone that, I'll kill ya. 1099 01:28:22,794 --> 01:28:25,680 Take care, Jersey. 1100 01:28:27,234 --> 01:28:30,801 You have one new message. 1101 01:28:32,834 --> 01:28:34,762 I have one message in eight hours. How pathetic am I? 1102 01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:37,677 Violet, this is Lyndsey Morgan from the Bowery Ballroom. 1103 01:28:37,754 --> 01:28:39,873 Listen, we loved your CD, 1104 01:28:39,921 --> 01:28:43,632 and we want you to play in our songwriter's showcase next Sunday night. 1105 01:28:43,680 --> 01:28:47,391 You're on at 10:00sharp. So drop your music by the club, 1106 01:28:47,439 --> 01:28:49,319 and the house band can learn your song. 1107 01:28:49,395 --> 01:28:53,231 Now if you have any questions, don't be afraid to give me a shout. See ya Sunday. 1108 01:28:53,279 --> 01:28:56,032 - Here are the keys to the apartment. It's all yours. - Thank you. 1109 01:28:56,118 --> 01:28:59,398 I can't thank you enough for subleasing me this place. You don't know how long I looked. 1110 01:28:59,513 --> 01:29:01,354 And when is your boyfriend moving in? 1111 01:29:01,431 --> 01:29:04,672 He's actually coming in tomorrow from Boston. 1112 01:29:04,710 --> 01:29:08,872 It's historic, guys. This is the first night I've closed early in three years. 1113 01:29:08,911 --> 01:29:11,519 Ta-da. Will you hang that outside for me? 1114 01:29:11,557 --> 01:29:13,437 Hey, Lou, you got that number I asked you about? 1115 01:29:13,514 --> 01:29:15,873 So why are you moving to Chicago? 1116 01:29:15,949 --> 01:29:18,750 I'll figure that out when I get there. 1117 01:29:22,633 --> 01:29:26,632 - Hello. - Hey, do yourself a favor and look at page 137 of The Voice. 1118 01:29:26,709 --> 01:29:30,593 I can't believe your name is in the paper. I'm gettin' this framed. 1119 01:29:30,670 --> 01:29:33,911 Dad, if you're not ready in five minutes, I'm gonna leave without you. 1120 01:29:33,997 --> 01:29:36,673 Keep your pants on, will ya? I'm physically challenged. 1121 01:29:39,713 --> 01:29:41,909 I only got three rolls of film. I hope that's enough. 1122 01:29:41,957 --> 01:29:44,191 Dad, I'm only singing one song. 1123 01:29:44,229 --> 01:29:46,147 Right. Better go get another one. 1124 01:29:48,027 --> 01:29:49,916 Hey, Bill. 1125 01:29:49,955 --> 01:29:52,314 My kid's singing tonight at some club in the city. 1126 01:29:52,429 --> 01:29:55,910 She's a little nervous. Hey, maybe you can give us a one, two, three for luck. 1127 01:29:55,986 --> 01:29:59,228 You got it. All right, let's give it up for Bill Sanford's daughter. 1128 01:29:59,266 --> 01:30:03,073 Light 'em up. One, two, three. 1129 01:30:05,950 --> 01:30:09,355 Oh, look, Vi. 1130 01:30:09,393 --> 01:30:11,829 I can't do this. 1131 01:30:11,905 --> 01:30:14,667 Jesus! 1132 01:30:14,706 --> 01:30:18,225 Did I mention to you that I was recently in a horrific car accident? 1133 01:30:18,350 --> 01:30:20,786 I can't do this. I gotta go back. 1134 01:30:20,833 --> 01:30:22,953 Violet, listen to me. Are you listening? 1135 01:30:23,068 --> 01:30:25,906 You have nothing to be afraid of. You're already a star. 1136 01:30:25,945 --> 01:30:29,186 - Dad, what are you talking about? I'm a nobody. - If you're such anybody, 1137 01:30:29,224 --> 01:30:32,025 then why did I buy this off Pete for 20 bucks? 1138 01:30:34,144 --> 01:30:38,747 - Why do you have that? - I saw it on the wall, decided I wanted the first autograph. 1139 01:30:38,824 --> 01:30:41,590 I figured it'd be a damn good investment. 1140 01:30:41,624 --> 01:30:44,108 Now what are you waiting for? I didn't spend three months in physical therapy... 1141 01:30:44,184 --> 01:30:46,783 just to take a ride to the state line, you got me? 1142 01:30:46,831 --> 01:30:51,031 - Yeah, I got ya. - So what do you say, Vi? How about another U-ey? 1143 01:30:54,944 --> 01:30:58,502 You guys call in a one, two, three! Now, let's do it again. 1144 01:30:58,550 --> 01:31:00,583 This time I wanna feel chills! 1145 01:31:00,631 --> 01:31:04,582 There goes Bill again. He's back for seconds. Come on now! Let's give him all we got! 1146 01:31:04,630 --> 01:31:07,861 Let's go! 1147 01:31:07,909 --> 01:31:10,710 The only reason why I came down here tonight is to see her fall on her face. 1148 01:31:10,825 --> 01:31:13,270 Oh, take it easy, Rachel. It's supposed to be a nice night out. 1149 01:31:13,308 --> 01:31:15,341 - Excuse me. - I'm cool. Don't worry about me. 1150 01:31:15,389 --> 01:31:18,583 - Hi. Good evening, ladies. Can I help you? - No. 1151 01:31:18,621 --> 01:31:21,105 It's packed, Lyndsey. The house band has been on for 15 minutes. 1152 01:31:21,182 --> 01:31:23,023 If she's not here in five, she's bumped. 1153 01:31:23,109 --> 01:31:26,149 Jesus! 1154 01:31:26,264 --> 01:31:28,988 Uh, now that we're here, I'm feeling a little nervous. 1155 01:31:29,064 --> 01:31:31,423 Thank you, Mr. Sanford. 1156 01:31:31,500 --> 01:31:34,540 Oh, oh, probably just carsick. 1157 01:31:34,588 --> 01:31:37,388 Forget I mentioned it. I'm fine. Have a great show. 1158 01:31:39,460 --> 01:31:42,020 Vi. 1159 01:31:42,068 --> 01:31:45,146 Get your butt in there. Come on. We're right behind you. 1160 01:31:45,261 --> 01:31:47,381 Break a leg, sweetie. 1161 01:31:49,260 --> 01:31:51,102 Ladies and gentlemen, 1162 01:31:51,178 --> 01:31:56,347 making her Bowery Ballroom debut, Miss Violet Sanford! 1163 01:32:19,497 --> 01:32:21,980 I'm sorry. 1164 01:33:52,575 --> 01:33:55,058 - Come on, baby. Shake it! - Hey, pinhead. 1165 01:33:55,173 --> 01:33:57,015 - That's not long enough, baby! Now shake it! 1166 01:33:57,091 --> 01:34:00,371 Come on. Don't do it, Rach. He's a big guy, and you're still on probation. 1167 01:34:00,409 --> 01:34:03,210 Don't worry. Those classes are really paying off. 1168 01:34:38,970 --> 01:34:43,534 Okay. Let's give a big Coyote welcome to LeAnn Rimes. 1169 01:34:52,530 --> 01:34:56,250 So tell me, what do you do when you realize that all your dreams have come true? 1170 01:34:56,327 --> 01:34:59,012 You pay off old debts. 1171 01:35:01,333 --> 01:35:03,567 Volume 129. 1172 01:35:03,606 --> 01:35:08,448 The original appearance of the Punisher. The one I cost you. 1173 01:35:08,525 --> 01:35:10,251 Thank you. 1174 01:35:19,285 --> 01:35:23,332 Lil, don't think your new girl's gonna hack it. 1175 01:35:26,324 --> 01:35:28,491 Jersey! Jersey! Jersey! 1176 01:35:32,567 --> 01:35:36,364 Jersey! Jersey! Jersey! Jersey! 1177 01:35:58,449 --> 01:36:01,921 Okay. In true Coyote tradition, I'm gonna make every woman's night... 1178 01:36:02,045 --> 01:36:05,325 and auction off the most handsome little hottie in the place. 1179 01:36:05,402 --> 01:36:07,723 Violet, come on. You can't do this to me again. 1180 01:36:07,761 --> 01:36:12,048 Here he is, girls. 1181 01:36:12,163 --> 01:36:13,956 Come on, Dad! 1182 01:36:15,720 --> 01:36:18,204 Okay, ladies. The bidding will start at $25. 1183 01:36:21,158 --> 01:36:22,644 See, nobody wants to do this. What are getting me into? 1184 01:36:22,721 --> 01:36:24,763 $25! 1185 01:36:24,840 --> 01:36:28,446 You said you wanted a more active social life. Come on, girls. 1186 01:36:28,561 --> 01:36:30,527 There's a lot of miles left on these tires. 1187 01:36:30,642 --> 01:36:34,046 - $50! - Come on, Dad. Strut your stuff. 1188 01:36:35,082 --> 01:36:36,079 Seventy-five! 1189 01:36:45,918 --> 01:36:48,805 Take some of it off! 1190 01:36:51,519 --> 01:36:54,482 Okay, put- put some of it on. 1191 01:36:54,559 --> 01:36:57,877 Yeah, baby! 1192 01:36:59,344 --> 01:37:01,358 - I'm going 80! - Ninety-five! 1193 01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:08,598 Yeah! All right, Jersey! 1194 01:37:08,636 --> 01:37:10,717 $98.50! 1195 01:37:12,674 --> 01:37:14,323 A hundred! 1196 01:37:17,123 --> 01:37:19,396 - $150! - Sold! 1197 01:37:23,395 --> 01:37:25,438 Hey, I'm a Coyote! 1198 01:37:25,524 --> 01:37:28,123 Well, your father has no problem with stage fright. 1199 01:37:32,083 --> 01:37:34,001 - So tell me, 1200 01:37:34,078 --> 01:37:38,403 what do you do when you realize all your dreams have come true?